New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Cornelia smothered a sob of rage. After a pause, she informed Janet
that Mrs. R. H. L. Jerome, her most valued customer, had made an
appointment that morning to look at some frocks and gowns. This lady
had a single hobby, clothes; and she spent an appreciable fraction of
her untold millions ("she’s divorced two multimillionaires, Araminta,
and driven a third into the diplomatic service!") on this hobby. She
had expressed profound dissatisfaction with Paulette’s offerings on her
last visit two weeks ago. It was therefore of prime importance to
please her this time.
"I want you to be in the salon with me when she looks at the models,"
said Cornelia. "She’s extremely susceptible to flattery. As the head
of the house, I can’t very well lay it on too thick, can I? I have a
feeling that your presence will make the sales go smoothly."
"You’d better leave me out of it, Cornelia. I never sold a thing in my
life. Why, I couldn’t sell a sandwich to a starving man."
"_I’ll_ do the _selling_, my dear. I simply ask you to be on hand. The
fact is, you have a peculiar influence over people. When they get to
talking with you, they suddenly forget about _things_—the earth-earthy
things by which we are all so obsessed nowadays—they appear to forget
about things and begin to occupy themselves with thoughts and dreams.
In that condition, a man or woman will buy anything."
"Cornelia, you’ll admit that I’ve done all sorts of odd jobs for you
without a murmur. But I really don’t like to bamboozle anybody into—"
"Bamboozle! Araminta! No one who buys a Paulette frock is bamboozled.
Be quite clear about that."
She added, less belligerently, that Mrs. Jerome, though so very rich,
had no taste in clothes. Or, more bluntly, had a most execrable taste.
She went in for suffrage, feminism, woman’s rights, and all that sort of
thing. (Here Janet pricked up her ears.) So you might know what to
expect. She was, in short, faddy and temperamental. Her purchases were
made or not made, as the case might be, because the seller pleased or
displeased her. The articles themselves were of quite secondary
importance.
"Forgive my curiosity, Cornelia. But you have regiments of customers.
Why are you so anxious about just this one?"
"What a question, you babe in the wood! Don’t you know who Mrs. Jerome
is?"
"I know she’s rich and that Mr. Pryor had something to do with her
coming here."
"That’s not it, child. She’s the American mother of the Duchess of
Keswick. And the Duchess— Well, it’s Madge and Mary between her and
the Queen of England. Think, Araminta, what a feather in our cap, if we
get the patronage of the Duchess of Keswick, and a Paulette frock is
worn at the Court of St. James! It’s the chance of a lifetime. You
won’t disappoint me, dear?"
"No. We’ll make it Madge and Paulette and Mary. When is this dowager
Mrs. Jerome expected?"
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