The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier PapersHarte, Bret
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The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier Papers
Harte, Bret
Frontier and pioneer life -- West (U.S.) -- Fiction; Western stories
“Dear friend,” interposed the Duchess with infinite tact, gently lifting
him by the tails of his dress coat, “I am waiting for your arm.”
CHAPTER II
Lothaw was immensely rich. The possessor of seventeen castles, fifteen
villas, nine shooting-boxes, and seven town houses, he had other estates
of which he had not even heard.
Everybody at Plusham played croquet, and none badly. Next to their
purity of blood and great wealth, the family were famous for this
accomplishment. Yet Lothaw soon tired of the game, and after seriously
damaging his aristocratically large foot in an attempt to “tight
croquet” the Lady Aniseed’s ball, he limped away to join the Duchess.
“I’m going to the hennery,” she said.
“Let me go with you; I dearly love fowls—broiled,” he added
thoughtfully.
“The Duke gave Lady Montairy some large Cochins the other day,”
continued the Duchess, changing the subject with delicate tact.
“Lady Montairy
Quite contrairy,
How do your Cochins grow?”
sang Lothaw gayly.
The Duchess looked shocked. After a prolonged silence Lothaw abruptly
and gravely said:—
“If you please, ma’am, when I come into my property I should like to
build some improved dwellings for the poor, and marry Lady Coriander.”
“You amaze me, dear friend; and yet both your aspirations are noble and
eminently proper,” said the Duchess.
“Coriander is but a child,—and yet,” she added, looking graciously upon
her companion, “for the matter of that, so are you.”
CHAPTER III
Mr. Putney Giles’s was Lothaw’s first grand dinner-party. Yet, by
carefully watching the others, he managed to acquit himself creditably,
and avoided drinking out of the finger-bowl by first secretly testing
its contents with a spoon. The conversation was peculiar and singularly
interesting.
“Then you think that monogamy is simply a question of the thermometer?”
said Mrs. Putney Giles to her companion.
“I certainly think that polygamy should be limited by isothermal lines,”
replied Lothaw.
“I should say it was a matter of latitude,” observed a loud, talkative
man opposite. He was an Oxford professor with a taste for satire,
and had made himself very obnoxious to the company, during dinner,
by speaking disparagingly of a former well-known chancellor of the
exchequer,—a great statesman and brilliant novelist,—whom he feared
and hated.
Suddenly there was a sensation in the room; among the females it
absolutely amounted to a nervous thrill. His Eminence, the Cardinal, was
announced. He entered with great suavity of manner, and after shaking
hands with everybody, asking after their relatives, and chucking the
more delicate females under the chin with a high-bred grace peculiar to
his profession, he sat down, saying, “And how do we all find ourselves
this evening, my dears?” in several different languages, which he spoke
fluently.
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