The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier PapersHarte, Bret
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The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier Papers
Harte, Bret
Frontier and pioneer life -- West (U.S.) -- Fiction; Western stories
“She certainly is old enough to be,” replied the mermaid. “And to
speak of that being her own hair!” she said, as she rearranged with
characteristic grace, a comb, and a small hand-mirror, her own luxuriant
tresses.
“If I couldn’t afford any other clothes, I might wear a switch, too!”
hissed the Amazonian queen. “I suppose you don’t dye it on account of
the salt water? But perhaps you prefer green, dear?”
“A little salt water might improve your own complexion, love.”
“Fishwoman!” screamed the Amazonian queen.
“Bloomerite!” shrieked the mermaid.
In another instant they had seized each other.
“Mutiny! Overboard with them!” cried the Pirate Prodigy, rising to the
occasion, and casting aside all human affection in the peril of the
moment.
A plank was brought and the two women placed upon it.
“After you, dear,” said the mermaid significantly to the Amazonian
queen; “you’re the oldest.”
“Thank you!” said the Amazonian queen, stepping back. “Fish is always
served first.”
Stung by the insult, with a wild scream of rage the mermaid grappled her
in her arms and leaped into the sea.
As the waters closed over them forever, the Pirate Prodigy sprung to his
feet. “Up with the black flag, and bear away for New London,” he shouted
in trumpet-like tones.
“Ha! ha! Once more the Rover is free!”
Indeed it was too true. In that fatal moment he had again loosed himself
from the trammels of human feeling and was once more the Boy Avenger.
CHAPTER III
Again I must ask my young readers to mount my hippogriff and hie with
me to the almost inaccessible heights of the Rocky Mountains. There, for
years, a band of wild and untamable savages, known as the Pigeon Feet,
had resisted the blankets and Bibles of civilization. For years the
trails leading to their camp were marked by the bones of teamsters and
broken wagons, and the trees were decked with the dying scalp-locks of
women and children. The boldest of military leaders hesitated to attack
them in their fortresses, and prudently left the scalping-knives,
rifles, powder, and shot provided by a paternal government for their
welfare lying on the ground a few miles from their encampment, with
the request that they were not to be used until the military had safely
retired. Hitherto, save an occasional incursion into the territory of
the Knock-knees, a rival tribe, they had limited their depredations to
the vicinity.
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