The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier PapersHarte, Bret
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The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier Papers
Harte, Bret
Frontier and pioneer life -- West (U.S.) -- Fiction; Western stories
Lingering a moment in this sacred inclosure to readjust the tablecloth,
Mrs. Morpher passed into the dining-room, where the correct Clytie
presided at the supper-table, at which the rest of the family were
seated. Mrs. Morpher’s quick eyes caught the spectacle of M’liss with
her chin resting on her hands, and her elbows on the table, sardonically
surveying the model of deportment opposite to her.
“M’liss!”
“Well?”
“Where’s your elbows?”
“Here’s one and there’s the other,” said M’liss quietly, indicating
their respective localities by smartly tapping them with the palm of her
hand.
“Take them off the table, instantly, you bold, forward girl—and you,
sir, quit that giggling and eat your supper, if you don’t want to be
put to bed without it!” added Mrs. Morpher to Lycurgus, to whom M’liss’s
answer had afforded boundless satisfaction. “You’re getting to be just
as bad as her, and mercy knows you never were a seraphim!”
“What’s a seraphim, mother, and what do they do?” asked Lycurgus, with
growing interest.
“They don’t ask questions when they should be eating their supper, and
thankful for it,” interposed Clytie, authoritatively, as one to whom
the genteel attributes and social habits of the seraphim had been a
privileged revelation.
“But, mother”—
“Hush—and don’t be a heathen—run and see who is coming in,” said Mrs.
Morpher, as the sound of footsteps was heard in the passage.
The door opened and McSnagley entered.
“Why, bless my soul—how do you do?” said Mrs. Morpher, with genteel
astonishment. “Quite a stranger, I declare.”
This was a polite fiction. M’liss knew the fact to be that Mrs. Morpher
was reputed to “set the best table” in Smith’s Pocket, and McSnagley
always called in on Sunday evenings at supper to discuss the current
gossip, and “nag” M’liss with selected texts. The verbal McSnagley as
usual couldn’t stop a moment—and just dropped in “in passin’.” The
actual McSnagley deposited his hat in the corner, and placed himself, in
the flesh, on a chair by the table.
“And how’s Brother James, and the fammerly?”
“They’re all well—except ‘Risty;’ he’s off again,—as if my life
weren’t already pestered out with one child,” and Mrs. Morpher glanced
significantly at M’liss.
“Ah, well, we all of us have our trials,” said McSnagley. “I’ve been
ailin’ again. That ager must be in my bones still. I’ve been rather
onsettled myself to-day.”
There was the appearance of truth in this statement; Mr. McSnagley’s
voice had a hollow resonant sound, and his eyes were nervous and
fidgety. He had an odd trick, too, of occasionally stopping in the
middle of a sentence, and listening as though he heard some distant
sound. These things, which Mrs. Morpher recalled afterwards, did not, in
the undercurrent of uneasiness about Aristides which she felt the whole
of that evening, so particularly attract her notice.
“I know something,” said Lycurgus, during one of these pauses, from the
retirement of his corner.
“If you dare to—Kerg!” said M’liss.
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