The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier PapersHarte, Bret
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The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier Papers
Harte, Bret
Frontier and pioneer life -- West (U.S.) -- Fiction; Western stories
A breaker of strong spirits was then rolled into the hut, and cans
of grog were circulated freely from hand to hand. The health of
Slit-the-Weazand was proposed in a neat speech by Mark-the-Pinker, and
responded to by the former gentleman in a manner that drew tears to the
eyes of all present. To the broker, in his concealment, this momentary
diversion from the real business of the meeting occasioned much anxiety.
As yet nothing had been said to indicate the exact locality of the
treasure to which they had mysteriously alluded. Fear restrained him
from open inquiry, and curiosity kept him from making good his escape
during the orgy which followed. But his situation was beginning to
become critical. Flash-in-the-Pan, who seemed to have been a man of
choleric humor, taking fire during some hotly contested argument,
discharged both his pistols at the breast of his opponent. The balls
passed through on each side immediately below his armpits, making a
clean hole, through which the horrified broker could see the firelight
behind him. The wounded man, without betraying any concern, excited
the laughter of the company by jocosely putting his arms akimbo, and
inserting his thumbs into the orifices of the wounds as if they had been
armholes. This having in a measure restored good humor, the party
joined hands and formed a circle preparatory to dancing. The dance was
commenced by some monotonous stanzas hummed in a very high key by one
of the party, the rest joining in the following chorus, which seemed to
present a familiar sound to the broker’s ear:—
“Her Majesty is very sicke, Lord Essex hath the measles, Our Admiral
hath licked ye French—Poppe! saith ye weasel!”
At the regular recurrence of the last line, the party discharged their
loaded pistols in all directions, rendering the position of the unhappy
broker one of extreme peril and perplexity.
When the tumult had partially subsided, Flash-in-the-Pan called the
meeting to order, and most of the revelers returned to their places,
Malmsey Butt, however, insisting upon another chorus, and singing at the
top of his voice:—
“I am ycleped J. Keyser—I was born at Spring, hys Garden, My father
toe make me ane clerke erst did essaye, But a fico for ye offis—I
spurn ye losels offeire; For I fain would be ane butcher by’r
ladykin alwaye.”
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