The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier PapersHarte, Bret
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The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier Papers
Harte, Bret
Frontier and pioneer life -- West (U.S.) -- Fiction; Western stories
“Come,” he said gruffly, as he grasped the broker by the waistband,
“quit that whining and grunting. Don’t flatter yourself that you’re a
prize, either. I was certain to have had you. It was only a question of
time.”
“It is not that, my lord, which troubles me,” whined the unfortunate
wretch, as he painfully wriggled his head, “but that I should have been
fooled by such a paltry bait. What will they say of me down there? To
have let ‘bigger things’ go by, and to be taken in by this cheap trick,”
he added, as he groaned and glanced at the fly which the Devil was
carefully rearranging, “is what,—pardon me, my lord,—is what gets me!”
“Yes,” said the Devil philosophically, “I never caught anybody yet who
didn’t say that; but tell me, ain’t you getting somewhat fastidious
down there? Here is one of my most popular flies, the greenback,” he
continued, exhibiting an emerald-looking insect, which he drew from his
box. “This, so generally considered excellent in election season, has
not even been nibbled at. Perhaps your sagacity, which, in spite of
this unfortunate contretemps, no one can doubt,” added the Devil, with
a graceful return to his usual courtesy, “may explain the reason or
suggest a substitute.”
The broker glanced at the contents of the box with a supercilious smile.
“Too old-fashioned, my lord,—long ago played out. Yet,” he added,
with a gleam of interest, “for a consideration I might offer
something—ahem!—that would make a taking substitute for these trifles.
Give me,” he continued, in a brisk, business-like way, “a slight
percentage and a bonus down, and I’m your man.”
“Name your terms,” said the Devil earnestly.
“My liberty and a percentage on all you take, and the thing’s done.”
The Devil caressed his tail thoughtfully for a few moments. He was
certain of the broker anyway, and the risk was slight. “Done!” he said.
“Stay a moment,” said the artful broker. “There are certain
contingencies. Give me your fishing-rod and let me apply the bait
myself. It requires a skillful hand, my lord: even your well-known
experience might fail. Leave me alone for half an hour, and if you have
reason to complain of my success I will forfeit my deposit,—I mean my
liberty.”
The Devil acceded to his request, bowed, and withdrew. Alighting
gracefully in Montgomery Street, he dropped into Meade & Co.’s clothing
store, where, having completely equipped himself a la mode, he sallied
forth intent on his personal enjoyment. Determining to sink his
professional character, he mingled with the current of human life,
and enjoyed, with that immense capacity for excitement peculiar to his
nature, the whirl, hustle, and feverishness of the people, as a purely
aesthetic gratification unalloyed by the cares of business. What he did
that evening does not belong to our story. We return to the broker, whom
we left on the roof.
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