The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier PapersHarte, Bret
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The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier Papers
Harte, Bret
Frontier and pioneer life -- West (U.S.) -- Fiction; Western stories
“Have you fed No. One?” he asked.
“Yes, sir,” said a gruff voice, apparently belonging to a domestic.
“How’s No. Two?”
“She’s a little off her feed, just now, but will pick up in a day or
two.”
“And No. Three?”
“Perfectly furious, sir. Her tantrums are ungovernable.”
“Hush!”
The voices died away, and I sank into a fitful slumber.
I dreamed that I was wandering through a tropical forest. Suddenly I saw
the figure of a gorilla approaching me. As it neared me, I recognized
the features of Mr. Rawjester. He held his hand to his side as if in
pain. I saw that he had been wounded. He recognized me and called me by
name, but at the same moment the vision changed to an Ashantee
village, where, around the fire, a group of negroes were dancing and
participating in some wild Obi festival. I awoke with the strain still
ringing in my ears.
“Hokee-pokee wokee fum!”
Good Heavens! could I be dreaming? I heard the voice distinctly on the
floor below, and smelt something burning. I arose, with an indistinct
presentiment of evil, and hastily putting some cotton in my ears and
tying a towel about my head, I wrapped myself in a shawl and rushed
downstairs. The door of Mr. Rawjester’s room was open. I entered.
Mr. Rawjester lay apparently in a deep slumber, from which even the
clouds of smoke that came from the burning curtains of his bed could
not rouse him. Around the room a large and powerful negress, scantily
attired, with her head adorned with feathers, was dancing wildly,
accompanying herself with bone castanets. It looked like some terrible
fetich.
I did not lose my calmness. After firmly emptying the pitcher, basin,
and slop-jar on the burning bed, I proceeded cautiously to the garden,
and returning with the garden engine, I directed a small stream at Mr.
Rawjester.
At my entrance the gigantic negress fled. Mr. Rawjester yawned and woke.
I explained to him, as he rose dripping from the bed, the reason of my
presence. He did not seem to be excited, alarmed, or discomposed. He
gazed at me curiously.
“So you risked your life to save mine, eh? you canary-colored teacher of
infants.”
I blushed modestly, and drew my shawl tightly over my yellow flannel
nightgown.
“You love me, Mary Jane,—don’t deny it! This trembling shows it!”
He drew me closely toward him, and said, with his deep voice tenderly
modulated,—“How’s her pooty tootens,—did she get her ’ittle tootens
wet,—b’ess her?”
I understood his allusion to my feet. I glanced down and saw that in
my hurry I had put on a pair of his old india-rubbers. My feet were not
small or pretty, and the addition did not add to their beauty.
“Let me go, sir,” I remarked quietly. “This is entirely improper; it
sets a bad example for your child.” And I firmly but gently extricated
myself from his grasp. I approached the door. He seemed for a moment
buried in deep thought.
“You say this was a negress?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Humph, Number One, I suppose.”
“Who is Number One, sir?”
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