The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier PapersHarte, Bret
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The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier Papers
Harte, Bret
Frontier and pioneer life -- West (U.S.) -- Fiction; Western stories
“Do you remember what Pliny says of the gladiator?” said Guy, calmly
wiping his sabre. “How graphic is that passage commencing ‘Inter nos,’
etc.” The sport continued until the heads of twenty desperadoes had
been gathered in. The rest seemed inclined to disperse. Guy incautiously
showed himself at the door; a ringing shot was heard, and he staggered
back, pierced through the heart. Grasping the doorpost in the last
unconscious throes of his mighty frame, the whole side of the house
yielded to that earthquake tremor, and we had barely time to escape
before the whole building fell in ruins. I thought of Samson, the giant
judge, etc., etc.; but all was over.
Guy Heavystone had died as he had lived,—_hard._
JOHN JENKINS
OR
THE SMOKER REFORMED
BY T. S. A-TH-R
CHAPTER I
“One cigar a day!” said Judge Boompointer.
“One cigar a day!” repeated John Jenkins, as with trepidation he dropped
his half-consumed cigar under his work-bench.
“One cigar a day is three cents a day,” remarked Judge Boompointer
gravely; “and do you know, sir, what one cigar a day, or three cents a
day, amounts to in the course of four years?”
John Jenkins, in his boyhood, had attended the village school, and
possessed considerable arithmetical ability. Taking up a shingle which
lay upon his work-bench, and producing a piece of chalk, with a feeling
of conscious pride he made an exhaustive calculation.
“Exactly forty-three dollars and eighty cents,” he replied, wiping the
perspiration from his heated brow, while his face flushed with honest
enthusiasm.
“Well, sir, if you saved three cents a day, instead of wasting it, you
would now be the possessor of a new suit of clothes, an illustrated
Family Bible, a pew in the church, a complete set of Patent Office
Reports, a hymnbook, and a paid subscription to ‘Arthur’s Home
Magazine,’ which could be purchased for exactly forty-three dollars and
eighty cents; and,” added the Judge, with increasing sternness, “if you
calculate leap-year, which you seem to have strangely omitted, you have
three cents more, sir—_three cents more!_ What would that buy you,
sir?”
“A cigar,” suggested John Jenkins; but, coloring again deeply, he hid
his face.
“No, sir,” said the Judge, with a sweet smile of benevolence stealing
over his stern features; “properly invested, it would buy you that which
passeth all price. Dropped into the missionary-box, who can tell what
heathen, now idly and joyously wantoning in nakedness and sin, might be
brought to a sense of his miserable condition, and made, through that
three cents, to feel the torments of the wicked?”
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