The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier PapersHarte, Bret
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The Luck of Roaring Camp and Other Tales: With Condensed Novels, Spanish and American Legends, and Earlier Papers
Harte, Bret
Frontier and pioneer life -- West (U.S.) -- Fiction; Western stories
He was standing before the door of a mantua-maker. Beside the counter,
at the farther extremity of the shop, stood a young and elegantly formed
woman. Her face was turned from N N. He entered. With a plausible excuse
and seeming indifference, he gracefully opened conversation with the
mantua-maker as only a Parisian can. But he had to deal with a Parisian.
His attempts to view the features of the fair stranger by the counter
were deftly combated by the shopwoman. He was obliged to retire.
N N. went home and lost his appetite. He was haunted by the elegant
basque and graceful shoulders of the fair unknown, during the whole
night.
The next day he sauntered by the mantua-maker. Ah! Heavens! A thrill ran
through his frame, and his fingers tingled with a delicious electricity.
The fair inconnue was there! He raised his hat gracefully. He was not
certain, but he thought that a slight motion of her faultless bonnet
betrayed recognition. He would have wildly darted into the shop, but
just then the figure of the mantua-maker appeared in the doorway.
—Did monsieur wish anything?
—Misfortune! Desperation. N N. purchased a bottle of Prussic acid, a
sack of charcoal, and a quire of pink note-paper, and returned home. He
wrote a letter of farewell to the closely fitting basque, and opened the
bottle of Prussic acid.
Some one knocked at his door. It was a Chinaman, with his weekly linen.
These Chinese are docile, but not intelligent. They are ingenious, but
not creative. They are cunning in expedients, but deficient in tact. In
love they are simply barbarous. They purchase their wives openly,
and not constructively by attorney. By offering small sums for their
sweethearts, they degrade the value of the sex.
Nevertheless, N N. felt he was saved. He explained all to the faithful
Mongolian, and exhibited the letter he had written. He implored him to
deliver it.
The Mongolian assented. The race are not cleanly or sweet-savored, but
N N. fell upon his neck. He embraced him with one hand, and closed
his nostrils with the other. Through him, he felt he clasped the
close-fitting basque.
The next day was one of agony and suspense. Evening came, but no mercy.
N N. lit the charcoal. But, to compose his nerves, he closed his door
and first walked mildly up and down Montgomery Street. When he returned,
he found the faithful Mongolian on the steps.
—All lity!
These Chinese are not accurate in their pronunciation. They avoid the
_r_, like the English nobleman.
N N. gasped for breath. He leaned heavily against the Chinaman.
—Then you have seen her, Ching Long?
—Yes. All lity. She cum. Top side of house.
The docile barbarian pointed up the stairs, and chuckled.
—She here—impossible! Ah, Heaven! do I dream?
—Yes. All lity,—top side of house. Good-by, John.
This is the familiar parting epithet of the Mongolian. It is equivalent
to our au revoir.
N N. gazed with a stupefied air on the departing servant.
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