The Lunatic at LargeClouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
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The Lunatic at Large
Clouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
Humorous stories; Nobility -- Germany -- Fiction
CHAPTER VII.
The party at Brierley Park had gone at last to bed. The Baron was
installed in his late usurper’s room, and from the clock-tower the hour of
three had just been tolled. Sympathy and Sir Richard’s cellar had greatly
mollified the Baron’s wrath; he had almost begun to see the humorous side
of his late experience; as a rival Mr Bunker was extinct, and with an easy
mind and a placid smile he had fallen asleep some two hours past.
The fire burned low, and for long nothing but the occasional sigh of the
wind in the trees disturbed the silence. At length, had the Baron been
awake, he might have heard the stealthiest of footsteps in the corridor
outside. Then they stopped; his door was gently opened, and first a head
and then a whole man slipped in.
Still the Baron slept, dreaming peacefully of his late companion. They
were driving somewhere in a hansom, Mr Bunker was telling one of his most
amusing stories, when there came a shock, the hansom seemed to turn a
somersault, and the Baron awoke. At first he thought he must be dreaming
still; the electric light had been turned on and the room was bright as
day, but, more bewildering yet, Mr Bunker was seated on his bed, gazing at
him with an expression of thoughtful amusement.
“Well, Baron,” he said, “I trust you are comfortable in these excellent
quarters.”
The Baron, half awake and wholly astonished, was unable to collect his
ideas in time to make any reply.
“But remember,” continued Mr Bunker, “you have a reputation to live up to.
I have set the standard high for Bavarian barons.”
The indignant Baron at last recovered his wits.
“If you do not go away _at vonce_,” he said, raising himself on his
elbows, “I shall raise ze house upon you!”
“Have you forgotten that you are talking to a dangerous lunatic, who
probably never stirs without his razor?”
The Baron looked at him and turned a little pale. He made no further
movement, but answered stoutly enough, “Vat do you vant?”
“In the first place, I want my brush and comb, a few clothes, and my
hand-bag. Events happened rather more quickly this evening than I had
anticipated.”
“Take zem.”
“I should also like,” continued Mr Bunker, unmoved, “to have a little talk
with you. I think I owe you some explanation—perhaps an apology or two—and
I’m afraid it’s my last chance.”
“Zay it zen.”
“Of course I understand that you make no hostile demonstration till I am
finished? A hunted man must take precautions, you know.”
“I vill let you go.”
“Thanks, Baron.”
Mr Bunker folded his arms, leaned his back against the foot of the bed,
and began in his half-bantering way, “I have amused you, Baron, now and
then, you must admit?”
The Baron made no reply.
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