The Lunatic at LargeClouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
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The Lunatic at Large
Clouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
Humorous stories; Nobility -- Germany -- Fiction
“DEAR GEORGE,—I am just off for three weeks’ holiday. Sorry for leaving
your practice, but I think it can look after itself till you return.
“You have only had two patients, and one fee between them. The second man
vanished mysteriously. I shall tell you about it when I come back. He
boned a bill, too, I fancy, but the story will keep.
“I am looking forward to hearing the true tale of your adventures. Good
luck to you.—Yours ever,
THOMAS BILLSON.”
“Boned a bill?” exclaimed Welsh. “What bill, I wonder?”
“Something that came when I was away, I suppose. Hang it, I think Billson
might have looked after things better!”
“It sounds queer,” said Welsh, reflectively; “I wonder what it was?”
“Confound Billson, he might have told me,” observed the doctor. “But, I
say, you know we have something more practical to see to.”
“Getting the man out again?”
“Yes.”
“Well, let’s have a little grub first.”
Twiddel rang the bell, and the frowsy little maid entered, carrying a
letter on a tray.
“Dinner,” said he.
“Please, sir,” began the maid, holding out the tray, “this come for you
near a month agow, but Missis she bin and forgot to send it hafter you.”
“Confound her!” said Twiddel, taking the letter.
He looked at the envelope, and remarked with a little start of nervous
excitement, “From Dr Congleton.”
“News of Mr Beveridge,” laughed Welsh.
The doctor read the first few lines, and then, as if he had got an
electric shock, the letter fell from his hand, and an expression of the
most utter and lively consternation came over his face.
“Heavens!” he ejaculated, “it’s all up.”
“What’s up?” cried Welsh, snatching at the letter.
“He’s run away!”
Welsh looked at him for a moment in some astonishment, and then burst out
laughing.
“What a joke!” he cried; “I don’t see anything to make a fuss about. We’re
jolly well rid of him.”
“The fee! I won’t get a penny till I bring him back. And the whole thing
will be found out!”
As the full meaning of this predicament burst upon Welsh, his face
underwent a change by no means pleasant to watch. For a full minute he
swore, and then an ominous silence fell upon the room.
Twiddel was the first to recover himself.
“Let me see the letter,” he said; “I haven’t finished it.”
Welsh read it aloud—
“DEAR TWIDDEL,—I regret to inform you that the patient, Francis Beveridge,
whom you placed under my care, has escaped from Clankwood. We have made
every inquiry consistent with strict privacy, but unfortunately have not
yet been able to lay our hands upon him. We only know that he left
Ashditch Junction in the London express, and was seen walking out of St
Euston’s Cross. How he has been able to maintain himself in concealment
without money or clothes, I am unable to imagine.
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