The Lunatic at LargeClouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
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The Lunatic at Large
Clouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
Humorous stories; Nobility -- Germany -- Fiction
“In Hung Hang Ho,” replied Mr Bunker. His visitor looked puzzled, but he
continued boldly, “My experiences were somewhat unpleasant. I became
engaged to a mandarin’s daughter—a charming girl. I was suspected,
however, of abetting an illicit traffic in Chinese lanterns. My companions
were manicured alive, and I only made my escape in a pagoda, or a junk—I
was in too much of a hurry to notice which—at the imminent peril of my
life. Don’t go to China, Mr Duggs.”
Mr Duggs rose.
“Young man,” he said, sternly, “put away that fatal bottle. I can only
suppose that it is under the influence of drink that you have ventured to
tell me such an irreverent and impossible story.”
“Sir,” began Mr Bunker, warmly,—for he thought that an outburst of
indignation would probably be the safest way of concluding the
interview,—when he stopped abruptly and listened. All the time his ears
had been alive to anything going on outside, and now he heard a cab rattle
up and stop close by. It might be at Dr Twiddel’s, he thought, and,
turning from his visitor, he sprang to the window.
Remarking distantly, “I hear a cab; it is possibly a friend I am
expecting,” Mr Duggs stepped to the other window.
It was only, however, a hansom at the door of the next house, out of which
a very golden-haired young lady was stepping. “Aha,” said Mr Bunker, quite
forgetting the indignant _rôle_ he had begun to play; “rather nice! Is
this your friend, Mr Duggs?”
Mr Duggs gave him one look of his dull eyes, and walked straight for the
door. As he went out he merely remarked, “Our acquaintance has been brief,
Mr Butler, but it has been quite sufficient.”
“Quite,” thought Mr Bunker.
CHAPTER III.
That was Mr Bunker’s first and last meeting with the Rev. John Duggs, and
he took no small credit to himself for having so effectually incensed his
neighbour, without, at the same time, bringing suspicion on anything more
pertinent than his sobriety.
And yet sometimes in the course of the next three days he would have been
thankful to see him again, if only to have another passage-of-arms. The
time passed most wearily; the consulting-room blinds were never raised; no
cabs stopped before the doctor’s door; nobody except the little servant
ever moved about the house.
He could think of no plan better than waiting; and so he waited, showing
himself seldom in the streets, and even sitting behind the curtain while
he watched at the window. After writing at some length to the Baron he had
no further correspondence that he could distract himself with; he was even
forced once or twice to dip into the theological works. Mrs Gabbon had
evidently “’eard sommat” from Mr Duggs, and treated him to little of her
society. The boredom became so excessive that he decided he must make a
move soon, however rash it was.
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