Mrs. D.'s visions of bread and cheese gave place to something more
appetising as the combined odours of steak puddings, mutton chops, baked
potatoes, and Irish stew greeted our entrance into the narrow passage
where waiters jostled each other and hurled orders, like invectives, at
the kitchen upstairs. Walls, panelled to the ceiling, old rough benches,
sawdusted floors, a glowing fire burning in the large old-fashioned
grate--_this_ was the "Cheshire Cheese" of two hundred and fifty years
ago. One crosses the threshold of this homely tavern, and in the
twinkling of an eye is admitted to an intimacy with the rude comfort of
the past. Brisk waiters were pouring sparkling ale into tankards, and
placing before customers plates containing helpings generous enough to
satisfy the appetite of a starving man. In the box in the corner,
curtained off by a faded crimson frill from the rest of the room, were
two vacant places, which Mrs. D. and I took, and from my seat there I
could watch the gentleman in the morning coat who serves The Pudding. It
occupies the place of honour in the middle of the room, together with an
enormous joint of good old English roast beef. The Pudding resembles a
mountain of the volcanic order, and into its steaming crater the server,
after having cut slices of crust from its sides, delves deep with a
long-handled silver ladle, bringing up savoury portions of the
mysterious contents.
The waiter brought the menu, but we did not need to study it. To go to
the "Cheshire Cheese" without having some of The Pudding is to explore a
wine vault without tasting of the vintage stored in the old barrels. By
the way, if you want a napkin at "The Cheese" you have to ask for it.
The presence of pewter on the tables, and the absence of napkins, is all
part of the ritual which strives to keep alive the spirit of those days
when, rumour has it, Dr. Johnson frequented the place. As to whether he
ever did is one of those disputed points of history which furnish
material for conjecture and research with the student of old times.
Those who say he _didn't_ base their assumption chiefly on the fact that
Boswell never mentioned the "Cheshire Cheese," but even Boswell did not
record what Johnson had for dinner every day, or how often he visited
his barber. Also, Johnson may have given up frequenting the "Cheshire
Cheese" before he knew Boswell. Seeing that Johnson lived just round the
corner, it is only reasonable to suppose that now and again he might
drop in, especially as his friend Goldsmith, whose visits to the tavern
are usually granted, lived almost opposite it. Picture the Doctor, fed
up with his collection of quarrelsome old women--Mrs. Williams, Mrs.
Desmoulins, Miss Carmichael--not to mention Levet, the eccentric
apothecary (Good God, Agatha! was there ever such a victim to good
nature?)--Picture him, on some bitter winter's night, putting on his
cocked hat, his greatcoat and muffler, taking his stout stick, and
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