Pat was winking with his one eye, and nodding on his chair, with
his pipe still stuck in his mouth. Little Larry was laughing till
he cried at his brother's performance. Peter Dillon and young
Fitzpatrick, each with a whiskey bottle in his hand, were guarding
the door, at which Stark, the unfortunate owner of Crom-a-boo,
was vainly endeavouring to make his exit, which he was assured he
should not be allowed to do till he had sung a song standing on the
sideboard. And the younger son of Mars, conquered by tobacco and
whiskey, was leaning his unfortunate head on the table, and deluging
Keegan's feet with the shower which he was unable to restrain.
Ussher was detailing in half drunken glee to his friend Fred Brown,
George's brother, his plan for carrying off poor Feemy; and Brown,
always as he said, ready to help a friend in necessity, was offering
him the loan of his gig to take her as far as Longford, at which
place he could arrive in time to catch the mail, if he could manage
to take Feemy away from Ballycloran immediately after sunset. "And
I'll send a boy to bring the gig back from Longford," added Fred, "so
you'll have no trouble at all; and I'll tell you what it is, you're
taking the prettiest girl out of County Leitrim with you--so here's
her health."
Tony, Nicholas Blake, and Greenough were the only three left who
were still able to drink steadily, and they kept at it till about
four, when they all agreed, that if they meant to do any good at all
to-morrow, they'd better be getting to bed; they consequently took
one tumbler more, because it was to be the last, and made towards the
door, out of which Stark had at length escaped, after having a bottle
of whiskey poured over his head. As they passed the Captain, who was
snoring against the wall, McKeon slightly touched his foot with his
toe, and said to Blake, "Well; if I was as soft as that fellow, I'd
have my head boiled in a pudding-bag. By gad, the Colonel oughtn't to
let him out without his nurse."
"You oughtn't to talk then, Tony, for you didn't make a bad thing of
him to-night."
"Oh, d----n his money," said McKeon; "I'd much sooner be without such
a fellow. I'd sooner by half have a bargain with a man that knew how
to take care of himself, than a greenhorn, who'd let you rob him of
his eyes without seeing you."
By this time they'd got to the front door, at which was now standing
Tony's buggy and servant; Greenough was going to walk to his
lodgings, and Blake had come to the door to see his friend off;
when they heard a loud shrieking down the street, and they saw the
unfortunate Stark running towards the hotel, still followed by
Fitzpatrick and Dillon, each with an empty bottle in his hand.
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