The affair was to come off in the County Roscommon, about a mile and
a half from Carrick, at the edge of a small copse, about a mile on
the left-hand side of the Boyle road. A message had been conveyed
to Doctor Blake to be near the spot with the different instruments
that had been so freely named on the previous evening. At the hour
appointed, the military Major and his friend arrived in the Brown
Hall chariot, and a few minutes afterwards the ex-military Major and
his man appeared on the Counsellor's car. Had any one walked about
the ground with very scrutinising eyes, he might have espied Doctor
Blake snugly ensconced under a bank with a cigar in his mouth, and a
small mahogany box lying at his feet.
The carriages had been left a few hundred yards distant, and the two
servants, well knowing what was going to happen, discussed cosily and
leisurely the chance they either of them had of carrying home a dead
master.
"Faix, Barney," said the Brown Hall whip, "I believe we stand a
baddish chance; they do be saying the Counsellor's mighty handy with
the powdher; would you plaze to try a blast this cowld morning?" and
he handed him his pipe.
"And thank ye kindly too, Dan; it's a mighty cowld place. Why thin
it's thrue for you,--the masther is handy with the powdher; more
power to his elbow this morning."
"But whisper now, Barney, did he iver shoot many now to your knowing?
did he shoot 'em dead? I wonder whether Mr. Fred will be keeping on
the chariot; he's more taste in the gig way, I'm fearing."
"Why thin, the Counsellor mayn't shoot him dead; that is, av he
behaves himself, and don't have no blusthering. Was old Jonas much
afeard, now, Dan?"
"Afeard, is it! the divil wouldn't fright him. Maybe, after all, it's
the Counsellor 'll be shot first."
"Oh, in course he may," said Barney; "oh musha, musha, wirrasthrue,
how'd I ever be looking the misthress and the young ladies in the
face, av I was taking him home dead and buried as he's likely to
be, av he don't hit that owld masther of yours in the very first go
off;" and then the man's air of triumph at the idea of his master's
shooting Jonas Brown, turned to despondency as the thought struck him
that the Counsellor might be shot himself. But he soon cheered up
again at a brighter reflection.
"But that'd be the wake, Dan! My; there'd have been nothing like that
in the counthry, since old Peyton was waked up at Castleboy; not a
man in the county but would be there, nor a woman neither; and signs
on, there's not another in the counthry at all like the masther for a
poor man."
At this moment two shots were heard.
"Virgin Mary!--there they are at it," said Dan; "now they're oncet
began in arnest, they'll not lave it till they're both dead, or
there's not a grain of powdher left. Bad cess to them Majors for
bringing thim together; couldn't they be fighting theyselles av they
plazed, and not be setting the real gentry of the counthry at each
other like game cocks?"
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