The Magnificent Montez: From Courtesan to ConvertWyndham, Horace
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The Magnificent Montez: From Courtesan to Convert
Wyndham, Horace
Montez, Lola, 1818-1861
"The offence imputed to the lady at the bar," he said, "is
that, well knowing her husband, Captain Thomas James, was
still alive, she contracted another marriage with this young
gentleman, Mr. George Trafford Heald. If this be
established, serious consequences must follow, as I shall
prove that the Ecclesiastical Court merely granted a decree
_a mensa et thoro_." He then put in a copy of this document,
and pointed out that, by its provisions, neither party was
free to re-marry during the lifetime of the other. Counsel
also submitted an extract from the register of the Hanover
Square church, showing that, on July 19, the defendant had,
under the name of "Maria Torres de Landsfeld," gone through
a ceremony of marriage with Cornet Heald.
Police-sergeant Gray, who had executed the warrant, described the
arrest.
"When I told her she must come along with me, the lady up and said:
'This is all rubbish. I was properly divorced from Captain James by
Act of Parliament. Lord Brougham was present when the divorce was
granted. I don't know if Captain James is still alive or not, and I
don't care a little bit. I was married to him in the wrong name, and
that made the whole thing illegal.'"
"Did she say anything else?" enquired the magistrate.
"Yes, Your Worship," returned the sergeant, consulting his note-book.
"She said: 'What on earth will the Royal Family say when they hear of
this? There's bound to be the devil of a fuss.'"
"Laughter in Court!" chronicled the pressmen.
"And what did you say to that?" enquired Mr. Bingham.
"I said that anything she said would be taken down by myself and used
in evidence against her," was the glib response.
The execution of the warrant would appear to have been carried out in
dramatic fashion.
Having evidently got wind of what was awaiting her, Lola and the
Cornet had packed their luggage and arranged to leave England. Just as
they were stepping into their carriage, Miss Susannah Heald and her
solicitor, accompanied by a couple of police officers, drove up in a
cab to Half Moon Street. When the latter announced that they had a
warrant for her arrest, there was something of a scene. "The
Countess," declared an imaginative reporter (who must have been
hovering on the doorstep), "exhibited all the appearance of excessive
passion. She used very strong language, pushed the elderly Miss Heald
aside, and bustled her husband in vigorous fashion. However, she soon
cooled down, and, on being escorted to Vine Street police station,
where the charge of bigamy was booked, she graciously apologised for
any trouble she had given the representatives of the law. She then
begged permission to light a cigar, and suggested that the constables
on duty there should join her in a social whiff."
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