The Magnificent Montez: From Courtesan to ConvertWyndham, Horace
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The Magnificent Montez: From Courtesan to Convert
Wyndham, Horace
Montez, Lola, 1818-1861
The immediate cause of the fracas was the appearance of
sundry articles, copied from the _New York Times_, referring
to the "Lola Montez-like insolence, bare-faced hypocrisy,
and effrontery of Queen Christina of Spain." The entire
scene was decidedly rich.
One can well imagine it.
Never prepared to accept hostile criticism without a protest, Lola
sent her own version of the occurrence to a rival organ:
"This morning, November 21," she wrote, "the newspaper was
handed me as usual. I scanned it over with little interest,
saw a couple of abusive articles, not mentioning me by name,
but, as I was afterwards told, had been prepared by the
clever pen of this great statesman of the future, and
present able writer, as a climax and extinguisher to all the
past and future glories of Lola Montez. I wonder if he
thought I should come down with a cool thousand or two, to
stock up his fortune and cry 'Grace, Grace!'
"This is the only attempt at blackmail I have been subjected
to in California, and I hope it will be the last. On I read
the paper till I saw my name in good round English, and the
allusions to my 'bare-faced hypocrisy and insolence.'
Europe, hear this! Has not the 'hypocrisy' been on the
other side? What were you thinking of, Alexandra Dumas,
Beringer, Mery, and all my friends when you told me my fault
lay in my too great kindness? Shipley has judged me at last
to be a hypocrite. To avenge you, I, bonnet on head and whip
in hand--that whip which was never used but on a horse--this
time to be disgraced by falling on the back of an ASS....
The spirit of my Irish ancestors (I being three-quarter
Irish and Spanish and Scotch) took possession of my hand;
and, on the most approved Tom Sayers principles, I took his,
on which--thanks to some rings I had--I made a cutting
impression. This would-be great smiter ended the combat with
a certain amount of abuse, of which--to do him justice--he
is a perfect master. _Sic transit gloria_ SHIPLEY! Alas,
poor Yorick!"
[Illustration: _Lola Montez, in "Lola in Bavaria." A "Play with a
Purpose"_]
The atmosphere of Grass Valley could scarcely be described as
tranquil. Its surface was always being ruffled; and it was not long
before Lola was again embroiled in a collision with one of her
neighbours. This time she had a passage at arms with a Methodist
minister in the camp, the Rev. Mr. Wilson, who, with a sad lack of
Christian charity, informed his flock that this new member among them
was "a feminine devil devoid of shame, and that the 'Spider Dance' in
her repertoire was an outrage." There were limits to clerical
criticism. This was clearly one of them. As she could not take her
whip to a clergyman, she took herself. "Resolved to teach the Rev.
Wilson a lesson, she called on him in her dancing dress, while he was
conducting a confirmation class."
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