The Maid of SkerBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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The Maid of Sker
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Foundlings -- Fiction; Romance fiction; Wales -- Fiction
After that, for at least a fortnight, no more dogs were set at me. When
I showed myself over a gentleman's gate, in the hope of selling fish to
him, it used to be always, "At him, Pincher!" "Into his legs, Growler,
boy!" so that I was compelled to carry my conger-rod to save me. Now,
however, and for a season till my fame grew stale, I never lifted the
latch of a gate without hearing grateful utterance, "Towser, down, you
son of a gun! Yelp and Vick, hold your stupid tongues, will you?" The
value of my legs was largely understood by gentlemen. As for the ladies
and the housemaids, if conceit were in my nature, what a run it would
have had! Always and always the same am I, and above even women's
opinions. But I know no other man whose head would not have been turned
with a day of it. For my rap at the door was scarcely given (louder,
perhaps, than it used to be) before every maid in the house was out, and
the lady looking through the blinds. I used to dance on the step, and
beat my arms on my breast, with my basket down between my legs, and
tremble almost for a second rap; and then it was, "Like your imperence!"
"None of your stinking stuff!" and so on. But now they ran down
beautifully, and looked up under their eyelids at me, and left me to
show them what I liked, and never beat down a halfpenny, and even
accepted my own weight. Such is the grand effect of glory; and I might
have kissed every one of them, and many even of the good plain cooks, if
I could have reconciled it with my sense of greatness.
CHAPTER XIX.
A CRAFT BEYOND THE LAW.
Colonel Lougher, of Candleston Court, was one of the finest and noblest
men it was ever my luck to come across. He never would hear a word
against me, any more than I would against him; and no sooner did I see
him upon the Bench than I ceased to care what the evidence was. If they
failed to prove their falsehoods (as nearly always came to pass), he
dismissed them with a stern reprimand for taking away my character; and
if they seemed to establish anything by low devices against me, what did
he say? Why, no more than this: "David, if what they say be true, you
appear to have forgotten yourself in a very unusual manner. You have
promised me always to improve; and I thought that you were doing it.
This seems to be a trifling charge--however, I must convict you. The
penalty is one shilling, and the costs fifteen."
"May it please your worship," I always used to answer, "is an honest man
to lose his good name, and pay those who have none for stealing it?"
Having seen a good deal of the world, he always felt the force of this,
but found it difficult to say so with prejudiced men observing him. Only
I knew that my fine and costs would be slipped into my hand by-and-by,
with a glimpse of the Candleston livery.
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