The Making of Bobby Burnit: Being a Record of the Adventures of a Live American Young ManChester, George Randolph
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The Making of Bobby Burnit: Being a Record of the Adventures of a Live American Young Man
Chester, George Randolph
Businessmen -- Fiction; Love stories; Young men -- Fiction
Bobby eyed Mr. Jolter with contemplative favor. He was a stout,
stockily-built man, with a square head and sparse gray hair that would
persist in tangling and curling at the ends; and he perpetually kept
his sleeves rolled up over his big arms.
"I don't know anything about this business," confessed Bobby, "but I
hope to. First of all, I'd like to find out why the _Bulletin_ has no
circulation."
"The lack of a spinal column," asserted Jolter. "It has had no policy,
stood pat on no proposition, and made no aggressive fight on
anything."
"If I understand what you mean by the word," said Bobby slowly, "the
_Bulletin_ is going to have a policy."
It was now Mr. Jolter's turn to gaze contemplatively at Bobby.
"If you were ten years older I would feel more hopeful about it," he
decided bluntly.
The young man flushed uncomfortably. He was keenly aware that he had
made an ass of himself in business four successive times, and that
Jolter knew it. By way of facing the music, however, he showed to his
managing editor a letter, left behind with old Johnson for Bobby by
the late John Burnit:
The mere fact that a man has been foolish four times is no
absolute proof that he is a fool; but it's a mighty
significant hint. However, Bobby, I'm still betting on you,
for by this time you ought to have your fighting blood at the
right temperature; and I've seen you play great polo in spite
of a cracked rib.
"P. S. If any one else intimates that you are a fool, trounce
him one for me."
"If there's anything in heredity you're a lucky young man," said
Jolter seriously, as he handed back the letter.
"I think the governor was worried about it himself," admitted Bobby
with a smile; "and if he was doubtful I can't blame you for being so.
Nevertheless, Mr. Jolter, I must insist that we are going to have a
policy," and he quietly outlined it.
Mr. Jolter had been so long a directing voice in the newspaper
business that he could not be startled by anything short of a
presidential assassination, and that at press time. Nevertheless, at
Bobby's announcement he immediately sought for his pipe and was
compelled to go into his own office after it. He came back lighting it
and felt better.
"It's suicide!" he declared.
"Then we'll commit suicide," said Bobby pleasantly.
Mr. Jolter, after long, grinning thought, solemnly shook hands with
him.
"I'm for it," said he. "Here's hoping that we survive long enough to
write our own obituary!"
Mr. Jolter, to whom fighting was as the breath of new-mown hay, and
who had long been curbed in that delightful occupation, went back into
his own office with a more cheerful air than he had worn for many a
day, and issued a few forceful orders, winding up with a direction to
the press foreman to prepare for ten thousand extra copies that
evening.
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