We readily admit that the Darwinian theory has thrown a great deal of light on the phenomenon of animal colouration; it has reduced to something like order what was before Darwin’s time chaos. While admitting this we feel constrained to say that many naturalists, especially Dr Wallace and Professor Poulton, have pushed the various theories of animal colouration to absurd lengths. As Dr H. Robinson truly says (_Knowledge_, January 1909), “It seems to have been taken for granted, and some even of Dr Wallace’s writings may be interpreted in this sense, that protective colouring is necessary to the continued existence of every species, and that, sexual colouration apart, it is incumbent on naturalists to offer ingenious speculations in this sense to account for the appearance even of the most bizarre and conspicuous beasts. Thence it has been but a short step to the announcement of those speculations as further evidence in favour of natural selection, and of various assumptions made in the speculative process as indisputable facts.” The result of this is that men have ceased to regard the Neo-Darwinian[6] theories of protective colouration, mimicry, and recognition markings as mere hypotheses which seem to throw light on certain phenomena in the organic world. These theories have assumed the rank of laws of nature. To dispute them would seem to be as futile as to assert that the earth is flat. To take exception to them would appear to be as ridiculous as to object to Mont Blanc. To dare to criticise them is heresy of the worst type. Be this as it may, scientific dogma or no scientific dogma, scientific opinion or no scientific opinion, we have dared to weigh these theories in the balance of observation and reason, and have found them wanting. We have examined these mighty images of gold, and silver, and brass, and iron, and found that there is much clay in the feet. We shall devote this chapter to lifting the hem of the garment of sanctity that envelopes each of these images, and so expose to view the clay that lies concealed. We propose, first, to set forth in outline what we trust will be considered a fair statement of the various theories of animal colouration which are generally accepted to-day, then to show up the various weak points in these, and lastly, to endeavour to ascertain whether there are not some alternative explanations in certain cases to which the generally-accepted theory does not apply. Cryptic Colouring Neo-Darwinians divide the various forms of colouration into three great classes:—(1) Cryptic colouring, or protective and aggressive resemblances; (2) sematic colours, or warning and recognition colours; and (3) pseudo-sematic colours, or mimicry. A tabular statement of this scheme of colouring will be found on pp. 293-7 Professor Poulton’s _Essays on Evolution_.