Old residents well remember Hobbs, of Hobbs, Nobbs & Porcine, who
skipped by the light of the moon to Canada, and the fair virgin in
the patrol-wagon was none other than Aspasia Hobbs, daughter of the
above. Now who says there is nothing in heredity? Aspasia was attired
in her bare feet and a blue quilt which the officers provided for her
for decency’s sake, and looked as if she had been having a high old
time with the elderly hayseed seated in the wagon with her.
Well, the good book is right when it says, “There is no fool like an
old fool.” Verily, when a woman falls she goes to depths to which
a man can not descend. The festive Hobbs has been going it strong
lately and as there are quite a number of charges against her,
doubtless Judge Prince will do his duty. By the way, we hear the
worthy judge has decided to accept the nomination for another term.
CHAPTER XXII. BY THE WAY.
Reader, pray do not be a fool and say this story is fiction. Would
that part of it was! But the treatment I received by the mob on that
terrible night is the most natural and easiest thing in the world
under the present conditions of society. It may happen to you, and
worse, anytime, in any town, village or city, from Boston to Texas--for
humanity is the same wherever you go.
Woodbur and Bilkson arrived at the village of Jamison at eight o’clock
on that Saturday evening. They called on the shoemaker, who was a
justice of the peace, showed him their warrants for the arrest of
“John Doe” and “Mary Roe,” supposed to be secreted in a log house in
a certain woods two miles away. They desired to surround the house at
three o’clock in the morning and capture the inmates, who were said to
be desperate characters.
The shoemaker J. P. put on his specs, read the warrant with a great
show of wisdom, said of course he would help make the capture, and so
would his son Tom.
Tom was called in, told the circumstances, and requested to engage the
services of two or three trusty men to go along. “But, Tom, mind you
keep the matter quiet,” wound up the shoemaker.
So Tom promised, and of course told confidentially every one he saw
that the “cranky old man and stuck up woman” they had seen, who lived
in Smith’s log house up in the clearing, were escaped murderers, and
that all who wanted to help make the capture must be at the tavern at
three o’clock Sunday morning. Now excitement is a scarce article in
country towns, and mankind is ever greedy for it; so at three o’clock
the select male population of Jamison was at the tavern--mind you not
bad people either, just good, plain, homely, honest citizens. Most of
them would have been terribly insulted if you had hinted that they were
not Christians.
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