Bang went the outside door and I was alone for the night--my only
company four electric lights, which made a dazzling glare. I lay down
on the bench and tried to sleep. Then I tried the floor. At last I
propped the bench against the bars, and half-seated, half-reclining,
the long hours passed as a fitful nightmare.
I have since learned that when Martha Heath saw me in the patrol-wagon
she hastened straight to the station-house, but they told her I was
not there, and showed her the blotter showing the name of “Mary
Roe”--Bilkson having explained that my right name was unknown, and
further by keeping a prisoner very close they are more apt to confess.
Martha insisted on seeing Mary Roe, who they said was asleep and must
not be disturbed. “Call to-morrow,” they said. Martha still insisted,
until the captain bawled out to the doorman, “Hey, you, have you got
a vacant cell for this crazy woman?” Martha was not to be frightened
by such a threat so she said, “All right, put me in a cell! I dare you
to! I’m no better than Aspasia Hobbs, and you have locked her up.” The
captain took the persistent Martha by the arm, and led her to the door
and showed her down the steps.
The good girl saw she was powerless, and as my mother knew nothing
about the matter she concluded to wait until Monday morning and then
stir heaven and earth if needs be to get me out.
Monday morning, bright and early, Mr. Bilkson and Mr. Woodbur walked
arm in arm down South Division street, to the cottage of Mrs. Hobbs,
and Grimes showed them into the little parlor. Mrs. Hobbs entered,
delighted to think two such eminent gentlemen should call on her; and
in her joy she forgot the time of day, and believed it was only a
social call, for on Delaware Avenue callers were constant. What is the
matter with South Division street?
Both gentlemen shook hands with the widow. Then they whispered
together. Then Woodbur said,
“Mr. Bilkson, will you please oblige the lady and also myself by
assuming a standing position?”
Bilkson obeyed.
“Mr. Bilkson, now will you further oblige us by opening your mouth?”
Bilkson’s face opened in half, and revealed to the now thoroughly
astonished woman a very lacerated set of gums and absence of front
teeth.
“That will do, Mr. Bilkson. Now your eye.”
Mr. Bilkson removed the bandage from his left eye, and revealed a
symphony in black, blue and yellow, shaded with green.
“That will do, Mr. Bilkson--be seated.”
Woodbur still remained standing in tragic attitude, with his right hand
thrust in the bosom of his buttoned coat. Suddenly raising his voice he
shouted,
“Madame, it was your daughter who done this--your daughter! Yes,
madame, your daughter! Ah, you doubt it; but I have the proof, madame,
the proof!” and he drew forth a copy of the _Morning Times_ on which
the ink was scarcely dry and read in a deep sepulchral voice the
article which I have already mentioned, “Beauty’s Blowout,” etc.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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