The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow CountryMulford, Clarence Edward
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The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow Country
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
The cook stirred and sat up, feeling for his pipe, which was always
his first act upon awakening. He grunted sleepily and sat on the edge
of his bunk. "This is a whole lot like bein' in jail," he yawned. "An'
what do you think? I dreamed that somebody had just tapped a keg of
beer, an' when I sidled over to see that none of it was wasted, why I
woke up! That's allus my luck. How soon'll it be daylight? That dream
made me thirsty. Where's that cussed water bucket?"
"Right where it was th' last time you found it," grinned Purdy. "It
ain't moved none at all."
"Yo're right, it ain't," grumbled the cook, scraping a tin cup across
the bottom of the pail. "It never does unless _I_ do it. I'll bet four
bits that I've filled it every time it got empty; an' I'll bet four
bits more that I ain't goin' to fill it _this_ time," he chuckled.
"There's just enough here for me. Th' next gent that wants a drink
will be observed bendin' over th' trapdoor an' fillin' it for hisself.
Here's how! An' d--n th' beer what only comes in dreams."
Gates crawled out of his bunk and limped to the bucket. "Get out of my
way," he growled. "Speakin' of beer started my throat to raspin'. No
you don't; not a-tall," he grumbled, pushing the cook aside. "I'll wait
on myself, slugs or _no_ slugs. I ain't no teethin' infant, even if I
_am_ full of holes." He crossed to the trapdoor and fumbled around in
the dark. "Huh! I knowed it couldn't get far away. I've been kneelin'
on it all th' time!"
"Better lemme do that," offered the cook, advancing.
"Better yore grandmother," said Gates. "No, ma'am; you put on too many
airs, you do." He raised the door. "You might strain yore delicate
back, Cookie, old boss. An' anyhow, I'm aimin' to spite you for that
unnecessary remark about openin' a keg of beer. This ain't no time to
talk about things like that." He leaned down and swung the bucket, but
there was no splash, only a rattling, tinny thump. "Why," said his
muffled voice, "there ain't no water here! Mebby I missed it. Why, d--n
it, there ain't no water here a-tall! What th'--" His voice ceased
abruptly and a solid, muffled thump came up through the opening.
The cook, leaning forward in the position he had frozen in when he had
grasped the significance of the sound of the striking bucket, moved
toward the trap, feeling before him. He touched the edge of the opening
and swiftly felt around it. Gates was not there.
"D--n it, he's fell in!" he muttered. "It wasn't no job for a wounded
man like him, bendin' over that way. Here, Purdy!" he called "Gimme
a hand with Ben. He plumb keeled over an' fell in." He reached down
impatiently and felt around. "H--l!" he yelled as an up-thrust hand
gripped him, jerked him off his balance and pulled him down through the
opening. "Look out, fellers!" he shouted.
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