The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow CountryMulford, Clarence Edward
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The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow Country
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
"Soon as we open one of them cans I'll have a cup of my own, an' we're
goin' to open one tomorrow," grinned Long Pete, opening his pocketknife
and attacking the frying pan. When the pan had been cleaned of the last
morsel Pete emptied the cup, washed it in the creek, refilled it and
handed it to his companion. Rolling a cigarette with one hand, he lit
it, inhaled deeply and blew a cloud of smoke toward the sky.
"Cuss me if that don't hit me plumb center," he chuckled. "An' plumb
center is th' place for it. I'd ruther eat my own cookin' in th' open,
than feed in th' house after some dirty cook got through messin' with
th' grub. At first I thought you was another prospector; but when I
looked close I saw that you didn't have th' rest of th' outfit. Now
don't you say nothin'. I ain't lookin' for no information; I'm givin'
it. You see, I shoots off my mouth regardless, for I'm a great talker
when I'm sober; an' tight as a fresh-water clam when I'm drunk. A
whiskered old ram of a sky-pilot once told me that I was th' most
garrulous man he'd ever met up with. After I let him up he explained
what garrulous means; an' th' word sort of stuck in my memory. I know
it stuck in his; he'll never forget it."
Ackerman coughed up some coffee. "He won't," he gasped. "But what--made
you think--I might be prospectin'?"
"Just a little superstition of mine," explained Long Pete. "There's
some coffee runnin' down yore neck. You never ought to laugh when yo're
drinkin'. Good thing it wasn't whiskey. Things allus comes in bunches.
That purty near allus holds good, as mebby you've noticed. I have. I
saw one prospector, a cow-puncher gone loco, hoofin' it in th' dirt
alongside his loaded cayuse. Of th' two I thinks most of th' cayuse. It
was a black, of thoroughbred strain, steppin' high an' disdainful, with
more intelligence blazin' out of its big eyes than its master ever had.
So when I sees you ridin' along with a big pack I reckoned mebby that
you must 'a' eat some of th' same weed an' had got th' same kind of
hallucernations. They's different kinds, you know. But this is once th'
rule fails. There won't be no bunch of prospectors, an' I know why; but
that's a secret. There won't be no third."
Ackerman looked keenly at him through narrowed lids, speculating,
wondering, puzzled. Then he leaned back and yawned. "_Is_ there a
prospector down here?" he asked incredulously. "You don't mean it."
Long Pete coolly looked him over from boots to sombrero. "I'm duly
grateful for this sumptious feed, an' I know what is th' custom when
you breaks bread with a man; but I _do_ mean it; an' I don't lie even
when my words are ramblin' free. I reckon, mebby, you ought to remember
that. We'll sort of get along better, day after day."
"No offense! I was just surprised. Which way was th' fool headin'?"
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