The Man in Ratcatcher, and Other StoriesMcNeile, H. C. (Herman Cyril)
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The Man in Ratcatcher, and Other Stories
McNeile, H. C. (Herman Cyril)
Detective and mystery stories, English; English fiction -- 20th century
"There you are!" exclaimed the man, triumphantly. "You see you are in no
position to point the finger of scorn at me. You were led away by
fictitious rubbish on the bee as a household pet. You expected honey:
you obtained stings. I was likewise led away, by a scoundrel who wrote
on the delights of walking. He especially roused my expectation by the
number of times he threw himself down on the soft, sweet-smelling turf
while the gentle wind played round his temples and the lazy beat of the
breakers came from the distant Atlantic. I tried that exercise the very
first day. Net result. I landed on a thistle and winded myself."
She gurgled gently. "At any rate, I’ll bet he told you that you ought
to come with a map."
"Wrong again. He especially stipulated that you should have no set
route. Just walk and walk; and then, I suppose, when a kindly death
intervenes, your relatives can’t find you, and your funeral expenses
fall on the parish in which you expire."
He straightened up as the door of the house opened and a charming,
grey-haired woman came slowly down the path. She glanced at him
quickly—a courteous but shrewd look; then she looked at the girl.
"Sheila, dear, who——?"
"A gentleman on a walking tour, mother, who has lost his way."
"You’re not far from Umberleigh," said the elder woman. "Where are you
making for?"
"Nowhere in particular, as I’ve been explaining to your daughter,
madam," smiled the man. "Finally, however, I shall take the train and
arrive in London and slaughter the man who wrote the article which
appeared in the paper."
"Sounds like the house that Jack built," laughed the girl. "Anyway,
you’d better stop to lunch."
The man glanced at her mother, who seconded the invitation with a
gracious smile.
"My name is Hewson," he remarked. "Charles Hewson." He glanced at them
as he spoke, and gave a little sigh of relief: evidently the name meant
nothing to them. "And I don’t always look like a zebra."
He followed them slowly up the shady path, and the girl laughed again.
"Doesn’t matter what you look like," she cried, "as long as you know
something about postage-stamps."
"Do you collect?" he asked.
"No—but daddy does. He’s partially insane on the subject."
"Sheila!" reproved her mother.
"Well, he is, darling, you know. You always say so yourself."
For a moment the elder woman’s eyes met the man’s over the girl’s head.
And in that momentary glance the whole story of the house and its
inmates seemed to stand revealed. The perfect love and happiness that
breathed through the place; the certainty that it was the girl who was
really the head of the little kingdom, with a sweet mother and an
unpractical father as her adoring subjects; the glorious unworldliness
of his surroundings struck the man like a blow. The contrast was so
wonderful—the contrast to his own life. If only—— Unconsciously his
glance rested on the slim figure in the muslin frock. If only—— Why
not?
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