The Man in Ratcatcher, and Other StoriesMcNeile, H. C. (Herman Cyril)
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The Man in Ratcatcher, and Other Stories
McNeile, H. C. (Herman Cyril)
Detective and mystery stories, English; English fiction -- 20th century
"Fore!" With the full force of his distinctly powerful lungs, Hugh
Ralton’s shout of warning echoed over the golf links, and Ruth Seaton,
who was walking slowly over the seventh green, looked up quickly. The
next moment a ball whizzed past her, and disappeared into a big
sand-bunker guarding the hole.
Approaching her rapidly was a man, and she frowned slightly. He was
evidently going to speak to her, and apologize, and she didn’t want to
speak to anybody. Certainly not a man.... Moreover, the best people do
not play the seventh hole from the tenth tee on well-regulated links,
and the girl’s frown deepened. Incidentally the ball had passed her
rather too closely and rather too rapidly for her to see any vast amount
of humour in the performance.
The man was still some fifty yards away when she recognized him as being
at the hotel.
"I am so sorry." His voice came to her through the still air, and the
frown relaxed somewhat—Hugh Ralton’s voice was a very pleasant one. "I’d
no idea there was anyone about."
With his cap in his hand he came up to her.
"Do you generally play a course of your own?" she demanded. "Most of us
find the proper one good enough."
Ralton laughed, displaying two rows of white even teeth. "I abase
myself," he murmured. "The shot that caused me such a heart spasm, and
missed you by——"
"About the distance of a putt you’d have to give even to your most hated
rival," interrupted the girl.
"That shot," he continued, firmly, "was intended for the tenth green."
The girl’s lips began to twitch. "I was under the impression," she
remarked, meditatively, "that the tenth green lay over there." She
waved a vague hand. "About a mile away.... I don’t think you can be
playing very well, somehow."
Ralton affected to consider the point. "I must confess," he remarked,
after a while, "that there would seem to be some grounds for your
thoughts. But you must admit," he added, hopefully, "that the ball was
going very fast anyway. The direction, I grant you, was faulty, but the
velocity left nothing to be desired."
"What you lose on the swings you make up on the roundabouts sort of
idea," she said. "Very nice, indeed, but you won’t be popular if you
make a speciality of that type of shot. Incidentally your ball is in
there." She pointed to the bunker beside the green, and prepared to
continue her interrupted walk.
"You haven’t told me if I’m forgiven yet," cried Ralton. "I really am
most frightfully sorry."
The girl paused for a moment, and her blue eyes were faintly mocking.
"You see," he plunged on, "I’ve been slicing abominably from the tee the
whole afternoon, and then suddenly at the tenth, for no reason that can
possibly be accounted for, save the latent devilry in every golf bail, I
got the most appalling hook on the beastly thing...."
She started to laugh, and in a moment he was laughing too.
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