The Man in Ratcatcher, and Other StoriesMcNeile, H. C. (Herman Cyril)
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The Man in Ratcatcher, and Other Stories
McNeile, H. C. (Herman Cyril)
Detective and mystery stories, English; English fiction -- 20th century
He rattled on, but no one seemed to be paying very much attention. In
fact, the only other remark of interest was made by the Rising
Barrister, just as the door closed once again—this time behind Sybil.
"That was what I remember hearing about in France," he said, calmly, to
the Great Doctor. "You remember I was mentioning it to you before
dinner. I knew there was something."
"Wonderful!" murmured the Actor. "Quite wonderful!"
The Rising Barrister coughed deprecatingly, and lit a cigarette.
_*VIII — "Good Hunting, Old Chap"*_
*I*
The Well-known Soldier leaned back in his chair, and thoughtfully held
his glass up to the light.
"Personally," he remarked at length, "I would sooner be sent to prison
for five years for a thing I had done than be let out after two and a
half for a thing I hadn’t."
"An interesting point," conceded the Celebrated Actor. "But to the
casual observer, unversed in psychology, it might appear to be merely a
choice between five years of hell and two and a half."
The Celebrated Actor, it may be stated, had recently been dipping into
various "ologies" in the course of studying his newest and greatest
part. Luckily for the sake of the public, the leaves of most of the
treatises were still uncut, which ensured that his rendering of the
strong, silent Napoleon of finance would not differ appreciably from his
own celebrated personality. Incidentally he had never intended that it
should, but the author of the play was a serious young man, and the
Actor was nothing if not tactful.
"I am inclined to disagree, General," said the Eminent Divine. "Surely
the moral support of a clear conscience——"
"Quite," murmured the Actor. "Quite."
"Would cut no ice, Bishop," declared the Soldier. "Two and a half years
is too long a time for such a comparatively frail support as a clear
conscience. Especially a youngster’s."
"Exactly," agreed the Actor. "Exactly. Two and a half years of hell
for something one has not done.... Appalling—quite appalling." With
great care he continued the delicate process of peeling a walnut.
But the Bishop was not convinced. "All the time he would know that a
mistake had been made; that sooner or later he would be cleared in the
eyes of the world. Whereas if he was guilty he would know that no such
chance existed, and that when he came out from prison he would be an
outcast—a jail-bird."
The Soldier shook his head and drained his glass. "Right in theory,
Bishop; right in practice, too, if the clearing had been quicker. But
two and a half years is too long. Hope would die: a youngster would
grow bitter."
"Where is he now?" demanded the Celebrated Actor, sweeping back his hair
with the gesture for which he was rightly famous.
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