The man in the street: Papers on American topicsNicholson, Meredith
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The man in the street: Papers on American topics
Nicholson, Meredith
American essays -- 20th century
Sherwood Forest suddenly began to boom, and houses were in demand.
My architect friend threatened me with eviction, and to avert the
calamity I signed a contract of purchase, which bound me and my heirs
and assigns forever to certain weekly payments; and, blithe opportunist
that I am, I based a chapter on this circumstance, with the caption
“Five Dollars a Month for Life.” I wrote from notes supplied by Olive a
dissertation on “The Pursuit of the Lemon”--suggested by an adventure
of her own in search of the fruit of the _citrus limonum_ for use in
garnishing a plate of canned salmon for Sunday evening tea.
Inspired by the tender, wistful autumn days I wrote verses laboriously,
and boldly hung them in the lane in the hope of arresting my Rosalind’s
eye. One of these (tacked to a tree in a path by the lake) I here
insert to illustrate the plight to which she had brought me:
“At eve a line of golden light
Hung low along the west;
The first red maple bough shone bright
Upon the woodland’s breast.
The wind blew keen across the lake,
A wave mourned on the shore;
Earth knew an instant some heartache
Unknown to earth before.
The wandering ghosts of summers gone
Watched shore and wood and skies;
The night fell like a shadow drawn
Across your violet eyes.”
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Olive suffered my rhyming with the same composure with which she met
the unpreluded passing of a maid of all work, or the ill-natured
smoking of the furnace on the first day it was fired. She preferred
philosophy to poetry, and borrowed Nietzsche from the branch library.
She persuaded me that the ladies of the bungalows are all practical
persons, and so far as I am concerned, Olive fixed the type. It had
seemed to me, as I viewed her comings and goings at long range, that
she commanded infinite leisure; and yet her hours were crowded with
activities. I learned from her that cooks with diplomas are beyond
the purses of most bungalow housekeepers; and as Olive’s brother’s
digestive apparatus was most delicate she assumed the responsibility
of composing cakes and pastries for his pleasure. With tea (and we
indulged in much teaing) she gave me golden sponge-cake of her own
making which could not have failed to delight the severest Olympian
critic. Her sand tarts established a new standard for that most
delectable item of the cook-book. She ironed with her own hands the
baby’s more fragile frocks. Nor did such manual employments interfere
in any way whatever with the delicacy of her touch upon the piano. She
confided to me that she made a practice of reviewing French verbs at
the ironing-board with a grammar propped before her. She belonged to
a club which was studying Carlyle’s _French Revolution_, and she was
secretary of a musical society--formed exclusively of the mistresses
of bungalows, who had nobly resolved to devote the winter to the study
of the works of John Sebastian Bach.
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