'Mr Rackstraw,' he said, 'keep your dross. I care nothing for money. All I ask of you,' proceeded Clarence, 'is your consent to my engagement to your daughter.' Mr Rackstraw looked sharply at him. 'Repeat that,' he said. 'I don't think I quite got it.' 'All I ask is your consent to my engagement to your daughter.' 'Young man,' said Mr Rackstraw, not without a touch of admiration, 'I admire cheek. But there is a limit. That limit you have passed so far that you'd need to look for it with a telescope.' 'You refuse your consent?' 'I never said you weren't a clever guesser.' 'Why?' Mr Rackstraw laughed. One of those nasty, sharp, metallic laughs that hit you like a bullet. 'How would you support my daughter?' 'I was thinking that you would help to some extent.' 'You were, were you?' 'I was.' 'Oh?' Mr Rackstraw emitted another of those laughs. 'Well,' he said, 'it's off. You can take that as coming from an authoritative source. No wedding-bells for you.' Clarence drew himself up, fire flashing from his eyes and a bitter smile curving his expressive lips. 'And no Meredith ball for you!' he cried. Mr Rackstraw started as if some strong hand had plunged an auger into him. 'What?' he shouted. Clarence shrugged his superbly-modelled shoulders in silence. 'Come, come,' said Mr Rackstraw, 'you wouldn't let a little private difference like that influence you in a really important thing like this football match, would you?' 'I would.' 'You would practically blackmail the father of the girl you love?' 'Every time.' 'Her white-haired old father?' 'The colour of his hair would not affect me.' 'Nothing would move you?' 'Nothing.' 'Then, by George, you're just the son-in-law I want. You shall marry Isabel; and I'll take you into partnership in my business this very day. I've been looking for a good able-bodied bandit like you for years. You make Captain Kidd look like a preliminary three-round bout. My boy, we'll be the greatest combination, you and I, that the City has ever seen. Shake hands.' For a moment Clarence hesitated. Then his better nature prevailed, and he spoke. 'Mr Rackstraw,' he said, 'I cannot deceive you.' 'That won't matter,' said the enthusiastic old man. 'I bet you'll be able to deceive everybody else. I see it in your eye. My boy, we'll be the greatest--' 'My name is not Jones.' 'Nor is mine. What does that matter?' 'My name is Tresillian. The Hon. Tresillian. I am the younger son of the Earl of Runnymede. To a man of your political views--' 'Nonsense, nonsense,' said Mr Rackstraw. 'What are political views compared with the chance of getting a goal-keeper like you into the family? I remember Isabel saying something to me about you, but I didn't know who you were then.' 'I am a preposterous excrescence on the social cosmos,' said Clarence, eyeing him doubtfully.