The Man Who Did the Right Thing: A RomanceJohnston, Harry
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The Man Who Did the Right Thing: A Romance
Johnston, Harry
British -- Africa, East -- Fiction; Missions -- Tanzania -- Fiction
was Count Balanoff, the Russian Ambassador, a widower....
"You know," she said to Roger in one of her many smoking-room
tête-à-tête confidences—"he is ’richissime,’ and really rather decent,
though he does dye his hair.... Gold mines in Siberia, turquoise mines
in the Caucasus.... He seemed quite to _want_ to marry me, at one
time.... Vicky Masham thinks it was the Queen who interposed. If he’d
asked me and I’d accepted I should have made myself in no time the most
talked-about woman in Europe. I’d have negotiated an alliance with
Russia—always an idea of mine—and have paid the Kaiser out for his
Kruger telegram—Why is it, Roger, there isn’t a _rush_ to marry me? I’ve
ten thousand a year for life; I’m only thirty-six, which nowadays is
equivalent to twenty-six; I’ve a splendid constitution, my hair’s my own
and so are my teeth, my figure is perfect.... I might be an artist’s
model for the ’tout ensemble.’ ... And yet ... (a pause for smoking).
"And it isn’t as though the re-marriage of titled women was ’mal vu’ at
Court any longer.... There’s Lady Landolphia Birchall. She’s going to
be married again in the autumn; this time to a ’booky’—for he really is
nothing more, though he takes bets with the Prince. And she’s turned
fifty. But the Queen doesn’t seem to mind...."
But to return to the theme from which this digression started. Sibyl
had asked four great Imperialists down to Glen Sporran to make Roger’s
acquaintance: the Honble. Darcy Freebooter, Percy Bracket—Editor of the
_Sentinel_—the Right Honble. J. Applebody Bland, and Albert Greystock,
grandson of old Lord Bewdly. She would have liked to have captured Mr.
Rudyard Kipling, but he had perversely gone to the United States, a
region which lay outside Sibyl’s calculations, since we could neither
annex it nor protect it. She had even tried to include the great
Choselwhit in the company, the mysterious idol before whom and whose
non-committal eyeglass so much imperialistic incense was then burnt.
But he had answered coldly, in an undistinguished handwriting, that he
regretted a previous engagement.
"I don’t mind admitting, it’s _rather_ a snub," she said to her quite
indifferent cousin, "and it _vexes_ me because he is the coming man. It
is _he_ we must look to, to lead the Unionist, the Imperial Party; not
those effete Brinsleys with their antiquated love of Free Trade and the
Church of England.... I’m very much ’in’ just now with Laura Sawbridge
... you know, that clever woman-writer and traveller. She says she can
turn Chocho _round her little finger_. It was _he_ who sent her out to
... (rest whispered). Well, you see what _that_ means? Chocho is lying
low, but he means to get even with old Kruger and paint the Transvaal
red...."
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