The Man Who Lost HimselfStacpoole, H. De Vere (Henry De Vere)
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The Man Who Lost Himself
Stacpoole, H. De Vere (Henry De Vere)
Mistaken identity -- Fiction
Ten minutes later the colonel and the major began another game of
croquet, and five minutes after that, came from the house Smithers,
with a butterfly net in his hand.
Jones left the arbour and joined Smithers.
"The sovereigns have come," said Jones.
"The bag of sovereigns?"
"Yes, with a big red seal from the bankers. I'm going to give you
fifty."
"Oh, Lord," said Smithers, "but you haven't said anything to Hoover?"
"Not a word--but you must do something for me before I give you them."
"What's that?"
"I want you to go up to Colonel Hawker and take him aside."
"Yes?"
"And tell him that Major Barstowe says he's a liar."
"Yes."
"That's all."
"That's easy enough," said Smithers.
"I'll stand by the wall here, and if any of the girls look over, as they
probably will, for I'm going to whistle to them, I'll make them come
over and toss for sovereigns."
"That would be a lark," said the unfortunate.
"Bother," said Jones, "I've forgot."
"What?"
"All my sovereigns are upstairs in the bag--I know--lend me yours whilst
I'm waiting."
"I--I never lend sovereigns," said Smithers.
"Why, I'm going to _give_ you fifty--and I only ask you to lend me five
for a moment in case those girls--"
Smithers put his hand in his pocket and produced the coins; they were in
a little chamois leather bag. "Don't open the bag," said he, "just shake
it and they'll know there are sovereigns in it by the noise."
"Right," said Jones. "Now go and tell Colonel Hawker that Major Barstowe
says he's a liar."
Smithers went off, butterfly net in hand.
Jones was under no delusion. He reckoned that the garden was always
under surveillance, and that a man getting over a wall would have little
chance of reaching the street, unless he managed to distract the
attention of watchers. He thought it probable that his conversation with
Smithers had been watched, and possibly the handing over of some article
noted.
There was a seat just here, close to the wall. He sat down on it, pulled
his cap over his eyes, and stretched out his legs. Then under the peak
of the cap, he watched Smithers approaching Colonel Hawker, interrupt
him just as he was on the point of making a stroke, and lead him aside.
The effect on the colonel's mind of the interruption to his stroke,
followed by the sudden information that his veracity had been impeached,
was miraculous and sudden as the slap on the side of the face that sent
the butterfly hunter flying. The attack on Barstowe, who seemed to fight
well, the cries, the shouts, the imprecations, the fact that half a
dozen people, inmates and attendants, joined in the confusion as if by
magic, all this was nothing to Jones, nor was the subsidiary fact that
one of the inmates, a quiet mannered clergyman, with a taste for arson,
had taken advantage of the confusion and was patiently and sedulously at
work, firing the thatch of the summer house in six different places,
with a long concealed box of matches.
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