"Amen," said Cousin Thompson merrily, as he took a cigar, lit it, and
helped himself to the brandy. "Look here, sir; you sit alone and mope
too much. You want exercise."
"How the devil am I to take exercise, when, as soon as I get on a horse,
my head begins to swim?"
"And a pretty girl or two to see you."
Tom Candlish uttered a low, blackguardly, self-satisfied chuckle.
"Eh? I say. Hallo!" cried Cousin Thompson. "Oh, I see. Well, mum's
the word. But, come; you do want change; you're too much alone. Now
I've come--"
"Oh, yes, you've come, and on a deuced friendly visit too."
"Business and friendliness combined, my dear sir. Why, you used not to
snub me like this. There, I meant to chat over a little money matter
with you. Let's do it pleasantly. Come up to that capital table, and
let's do it over a friendly game of billiards."
Tom Candlish started from his seat, overturning his glass, which fell to
the floor, and was shattered to atoms.
"My dear Sir Thomas! what is the matter?"
"Nothing--nothing," he replied hoarsely. "Not well yet. A confounded
spasm."
"How unfortunate! Let me refill your glass, or shall I do it upstairs
in the billiard-room?"
"Curse the billiards! I tell you I don't play now."
"Not play?"
"The sight of the balls rolling makes me giddy," cried the wretched man,
glaring at his visitor.
"Why, my dear sir, I'm very sorry I mentioned the game. There, let me
give you a light. You're out. That's it. Really you ought to have the
advice of a doctor."
"Damn all doctors!" growled the baronet again.
"I can't afford to have you ill, my dear Sir Thomas," said Thompson,
with an unpleasant laugh.
"No, you can't afford to have me ill. Too good a cow to milk."
Cousin Thompson laughed, and felt that he had made a mistake.
"I cannot advise you to have my cousin up, because he, too, is ill."
Tom Candlish's lips parted to utter a fierce oath, but he checked it,
and swung himself round in his chair.
"Is he very ill?" he said eagerly.
"Yes; he seems to me to be very ill."
"I'm glad of it--I'm very glad of it," cried Candlish. "Come, you
needn't stare at me. I wish the beast was dead."
"I was not staring at you," said Cousin Thompson; "only listening. I
think you and he don't get on well; but he's a very clever man--my
cousin Horace; and if I could get a little advice from him on your case,
I'm sure I would."
"I want no advice. Only a little time. I'm coming round, I tell you--
fast. But about North. Is he very bad?"
"Well, ye-es; I should say he was very bad."
"What's the matter? Has he caught some fever?"
"No. Oh dear, no! It's mental. He seems a good deal unstrung. A
little off his head, perhaps."
"Why, curse it all, Thompson," cried Candlish excitedly; "you don't mean
that the blackguard is going mad?"
"My dear Sir Thomas--my dear Sir Thomas," said the lawyer, in a voice
full of protestation; "I really cannot sit here and listen to you
calling my cousin a blackguard."
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