The Manatitlans: or, A record of recent scientific explorations in the Andean La Plata, S. A.Smile, R. Elton
Science
The Manatitlans: or, A record of recent scientific explorations in the Andean La Plata, S. A.
Smile, R. Elton
Science fiction, American
German reputation for capacity. Baron Brainoff, a Muscovite with a heavy
animal cast of countenance, theoretically accomplished in the Tartar
tactics of thrust, run, and come again, which he displayed; but the
arena was too contracted for their successful evolution, for he was
overtaken and overthrown, his roach participating in his fall. His last
encounter was with Baron von Wolfenstein, an Austrian knight with a
powerful phlegmatic physique of vis inertia. At the start he placed his
lance in rest over the carapace of his roach with the hopeful
expectation of finding his opponent impaled thereon after the course had
been run. When, from a defect in his calculation of his foe’s
condescension, he found himself a prostrate companion with his steed, he
did not exhibit in his movements the least symptom of chagrin, although
saluted with the derisive jests of the democratic plebs, who appeared to
enjoy with intense satisfaction the privilege of jousting their
superiors with revilings, when temporarily reduced to their own
groveling level. After a leisurely survey of his situation he slowly, by
easy stages, regained his upright position without the proffered aid of
the beadles; then with sluggish movements unlaced his beaver, and
raising his visor, showed a face wreathed in torpid smiles that seemed
to have had their rise from the recognition of the scoffing taunts as
plaudits for the execution of some knightly achievement that had escaped
his memory. This innocent act of mazy stupidity was taken by the
spectators as a witty assumption in burlesque of victory, and vividly
impressed with his supposed humorous aptness they made the welkin echo
with their shouts of applause, until he had bowed himself out of the
lists. Count Marceroni, by this democratic misapprehension of cause and
effect, was completely robbed of the merited zest due to his adroit
exhibition of skill in the precise use of weapons, and the Austrian
Baron, the least worthy of his antagonists, was established as the prime
favorite of the worshipful gods.
Turning to the tribune a look of inquiry, I observed with surprise that
his face, for the first time, was suffused with a pleased expression. In
explanation, he said that the scene I had just witnessed was a truthful
exposition of the source from which a majority of the Gigas and
Animalculans derived their reputations for wisdom, wit, and invention;
in truth, he continued, musingly, you can take it as a fair
demonstration of the substance of their living realities. Embracing the
opportunity, he again advised us not to let our Manatitlan natures
interpose their sensitive perceptions for the gratuitous bestowal of
praise or pity, as they would serve to mar the relish of comical effects
afforded by the hap-hazard novelties in store from the heterogeneous
imitations of Giga habits and customs.
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