The Manatitlans: or, A record of recent scientific explorations in the Andean La Plata, S. A.Smile, R. Elton
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The Manatitlans: or, A record of recent scientific explorations in the Andean La Plata, S. A.
Smile, R. Elton
Science fiction, American
TO M. HOLLYDORF, _Director of the Animalculan Corps of the R. H. B.
Society, at present conducting their explorations in the newly
discovered city of Heraclea Doweri, in the country of the wild hordes in
the Andean region of La Plata._—Greeting, in behalf of our patrons and
members of the Society, with personal congratulations! Wonder and
surprised amazement are terms of too weak invention to express the
emotional excitement caused by your letter of discovery, which reached
us with unaccountable despatch. The introduction,—although conducted
with consummate skill, that our credulity might not be overstrained by
the relation of concurring events in a manner too abrupt,—was of a
character so startling that our mouths unconsciously retained the smoke
of our pipes, to be emitted in the full volume of accumulation with an
involumed sigh of relief, when impressed with the conviction of your
sanity. It appears from your relation, that your progress was attended
by concurrent events of the most surprising description, which by a
conjunction of circumstances, when subject to opposition, were readily
overcome, with an effect that tended to the final development of the
Animalculan race of humanity. The train with the slightest descriptive
discrepancy would have consigned your letter to the basket as a maniacal
production. As it was, with the first announcement, all eyes became
fixed upon the reader in mute astonishment, too deeply impressed for
skeptical thought, or incredulous comparison; the valves of respiratory
emotion continued closed to voluntary exercise, with singular endurance,
until the last sentence of your letter opened their vent with a
prolonged whe-w accompanied with a volume of condensed smoke
commensurate with the capacity of each member for marvelous inflation.
Before proceeding to the theoretical discussion, and precedental
comparison of your revelations with those of past ages, the members
indulged in a variety of extra-scientific ejaculations decidedly foreign
to your Manatitlan code of educational ethics.
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