The Manatitlans: or, A record of recent scientific explorations in the Andean La Plata, S. A.Smile, R. Elton
Science
The Manatitlans: or, A record of recent scientific explorations in the Andean La Plata, S. A.
Smile, R. Elton
Science fiction, American
The padre on his return to the quarters of the corps, found Mr. Dow
alone, and questioned him upon the sincerity of Mr. Welson’s revelation.
“You know,” he said, “that I am a sort of orphan waif among you, in the
matter of science, which Mr. Welson, Dr. Baāhar, and others, with the
exception of yourself, have taken advantage for their amusement; not
that they have treated me unkindly or disrespectfully; but when they saw
me really anxious from fear, which they could have relieved, it was hard
that they should tease and add to my perplexity.”
Mr. Dow assured him that the revelations of Mr. Welson were strictly
true, and that whatever was at variance with their former selves had
been effected by Manatitlan wisdom. He then asked Corycæus, if present,
to give a joint pull upon the most sensitive vibrilla in the padre’s
ear. His sudden start, with the tearful winking of his eyes, gave
evidence that the Manatitlans were still there. Seeing that the old
mythical idea of spirit possession still lingered, he asked them to sing
in chorus Old Lang Syne, as that was the only tune the padre could
recognize. This was so well rendered in sympathetic harmony that the
padre beat time with both hands, and at its close exclaimed, “My
goodness gracious, I never heard such music; why it thrilled me through
and through, yet the voices seemed small, and far off, as if they came
from the heavenly realms of bliss!”
After the morning meal the padre was escorted to the auriculum by all
the initiated, including the mayorong and his family. The padre having
been placed in a favorable position for hearing and seeing, at an
appointed signal a large number of giantescoes, mediums, and tits,
suddenly appeared on the reflecting platform of the tympano-microscope,
with a movement so quick that neither action or source of emergence
could be detected. The suddenness of their appearance caused the quick
adjournment of the padre’s hand to his hair, its usual place of resort
when his faculties were surprised with doubts requiring the aid of
counter-irritation for elucidation. The Dosch and Doschessa advanced to
the front of the platform, and after a reciprocal introduction to the
padre, the former plainly stated the reason why a portion had been
excluded from a knowledge of their existence. It was not, however, until
a full hour had passed in the discussion of various topics relating to
Manatitlan influence, that the padre ventured to speak. He then timidly
inquired of the Dosch, “Do you and your wife and the rest of the
Manatitlans feel quite like men and comfortable?”
_Dosch._ “You can rest assured that we all feel like men,—except our
women,—and really comfortable!”
_Padre._ “Are your women in being smaller less comfortable than the
men?”
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