The Manchester ManBanks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
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The Manchester Man
Banks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
Manchester (England) -- Fiction
At this juncture in walked their master, Mr. Ashton, closely followed
by Mr. Chadwick, leaning on the arm of the Rev. Joshua Brookes, who
with many a “pish!” and “pshaw!” and “pooh!” had professed to come
reluctantly, “to see a sensible lad make a fool of himself.” Their
entrance, and the volley of cheers which greeted it, made a momentary
pause in the proceedings. Then Mr. Ashton, being duly supplied with a
ladleful of punch, took his overlooker’s place, and the glass serving
as a substitute for his snuff-box, he proposed and drank “Mr. Clegg’s
health and prosperity,” and welcomed him among the confraternity of
small-ware weavers.
This was succeeded by a prolonged cheer; and then, as one by one
each man’s glass was filled, ere he touched it with his lips he sang
separately (with whatsoever voice he might happen to have, musical or
otherwise) the following toast to proclaim the released apprentice a
freeman of the trade, the chorus being taken up afresh after every
repetition of the quatrain:—
“Here’s a health to he that’s now set free,
That once was a ’prentice bound,
And for his sake this merriment we make,
So let his health go round;
Go round, go round, go round, brave boys,
Until it comes to me;
For the longer we sit here and drink,
The merrier we shall be.”
_Chorus_—“Go round, go round,” &c.
Mr. Ashton had ordered up another bowl of punch, and that being
distributed with like ceremony over the new small-ware monarch’s
head, Jabez, from his temporary throne, with all the warmth of
freshly-stimulated gratitude, delivered a very genuine oration on the
excellence of the master then present, and proposed as a toast, “Mr.
and Mrs. Ashton, our worthy and esteemed master and mistress.”
Now-a-days I’m afraid the master would have been dubbed a “governor,”
and the mistress ignored altogether; but though it is only fifty-five
years since, servants were not ashamed to own they had masters and
mistresses, and consequently were not above being amenable to rule.
During this digression, at a hint from some one (I believe old Simon),
Jabez, whose eloquence must surely have come from the punch-bowl,
dilated on the spiritual relation between the reverend chaplain and the
party assembled, there being scarcely an individual present who had not
been either baptised or married by the Rev. Joshua Brookes; and he
wished “health and long life to him” with much sincerity.
A general shout rose in response, but Joshua made no other reply than
to turn on his heel (the better to hide his face), and growl out, “Long
life indeed! Ugh! pack of tomfoolery!” as he hurried from the room,
before either Mr. Ashton or his paralysed brother-in-law could follow.
Yet, in spite of his gruff disclaimer, he added another bowl of punch
to the “tomfoolery”—at least, one was brought in soon after, and no one
there was called upon to pay for it.
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