The Manchester ManBanks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
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The Manchester Man
Banks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
Manchester (England) -- Fiction
The two-miles-and-a-half-long procession was not the only popular
demonstration which made the Coronation of George IV. memorable in
the annals of Manchester. There were no telegraph wires to flash
intelligence to the supporters of Queen Caroline that she had been
repulsed from the Abbey gates, and driven thence to die broken-hearted
and uncrowned. So, in the absence of a cause for indignation, loyalty,
or its substitute, contrived to add a pendant of disorder and excess
only to be recorded as the dung-heap out of which grew flowers of
promise.
As in most of the private houses along the line of route, a cold
collation had been prepared for the refreshment of the friends who
crowded Mr. Ashton’s open windows. But no calculation had been made of
the space the unwonted pageant would cover, or the time it would occupy
in passing; and Mrs. Ashton, having discovered that sight-seeing in the
dust and glare of July was parching and fatiguing, issued orders for
tea to be handed round when the last banner had disappeared, and before
her less intimate friends should rise to depart.
In giving these orders, she unwittingly stirred the kitchen fire into
a white heat. Lavish hospitality was a characteristic of the time,
and when a family of good position professed to keep “open house,” it
was generally equal to the most extravagant demands. But, as a rule,
Mrs. Ashton had little leaning towards impromptu parties, and Kezia
considerably less, preferring those grand and formal receptions which
involved elaborate preparation, and placed imaginary feathers in the
caps of mistress and maids.
Kezia herself considered the honour of the house involved in everything
under her control being “in apple-pie order;” and the surprise which
put her on her mettle, put her also in a fume.
Recalled from the window—whence her head had been poked far as the
farthest—to provide tea and its concomitants for an indefinite number
of strangers, she accompanied her erratic movements about her domain
with explosive outbursts of spleen at “bein’ takken unawares when
nowt’s ready to hand.”
“Here’s missus bin an’ ordered tay fur th’ whole boilin’ of folk
up-stairs; an’ theer’s Cicily and t’other wenches a’ agog ower th’
crownation, an’ not worth ’toss of a pancake!”
She jerked out her anger in the ears of Bess Hulme, who, seated on the
settle, had just lulled to sleep Mrs. Walmsley’s crying baby, which
(neglected by its gaping nurse) had commemorated the day by a fall from
a high bed.
Bess made a temporary couch for the baby in a snug corner, and quietly
came to Kezia’s assistance; then Ellen Chadwick, intuitively perceptive
of kitchen troubles, busied herself in bringing reserves of china,
glass, plate, linen, and sweetmeats from closets and store-room; Cicily
and Dolly came down in due time; and the credit of the establishment
lost nothing in Kezia’s hands, even though there was an additional
influx of visitors, and a supper also to provide.
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