The Manchester ManBanks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
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The Manchester Man
Banks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
Manchester (England) -- Fiction
“Ah!” said the Parson, drawing a long breath between his teeth, while
Jabez, unobserved by either, drew nearer to listen, and the ladies put
up their hands in horror.
“It was not our most direct route, but either curiosity or compassion
took us round by Shude Hill Market on our road hither, and never shall
I forget the scene we witnessed. Loaves and junks of meat were being
pitched high and far amongst the crowd from the warehouse doors and
windows, as if flung to hounds.”
“Hounds, sir!” burst in impatient Joshua, “don’t slander the better
animal. Only the commonest curs would have yelped, and scrambled, and
struggled, and fought for their rations, as did the human beasts we
saw clutching and gripping from weaker women and children that which
had fallen within their reach, or trampling in the mud underfoot the
food they were too greedy or too drunk to devour. Ay, mud, for the very
kennels ran with ale thrown in pitchers-full amongst the people, to be
caught in hats, and bonnets, and hollowed hands, as if it were rain
in an African desert. Ale! the atmosphere reeked of ale! Men, women,
and children of all ages carried it away, or drank it from all sorts
of vessels; reeled, hiccoughed, and staggered under their burden, or
sank down by the wayside; whilst others, shouting like maniacs, drained
the half-empty mugs. I tell you, sirs, Captain Cook never fell in with
greater savages. Even death and disaster in their midst had not awed
them! Ugh! I say again they are hogs, absolute hogs!”
As Joshua paused to take breath, and sank into a chair, Jabez modestly
put the question to the excitable chaplain—
“Do you not think the distributors are most to blame for this wanton
waste and excess, to say nothing of the loss of life? Surely the
arrangements of the committee must have been defective.”
The Parson’s harsh tones softened as he put out his hand to grasp the
speaker’s.
“Ay, Jabez, lad, is that thee? I’m glad to see thee _here_”—and he laid
emphasis on the word—“Ay, the distributors are answerable for——”
But the personal recognition had created a diversion. The question
Jabez had mooted was talked over by separate knots of individuals
in different quarters of the large room, whilst Mr. Clough, to Mrs.
Ashton’s amazement—yes, and gratification also—shook the salesman
warmly by the hand, and congratulated him on his apparent success.
Moreover, he bore him away to Mrs. Clough, at the loo-table, and called
her attention to the change time had effected in the old tanner’s
foster-child, in the most cordial manner.
Thanks to Mr. Ashton, Mr. Clegg had truly got his first foot into
Manchester society that coronation-day, and his old hopes might have
revived, had not a disturbing element crept into the room during the
denunciatory oration of his clerical friend.
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