The Manchester ManBanks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
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The Manchester Man
Banks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
Manchester (England) -- Fiction
It was not with more surprise than annoyance that he recognised four of
the hilarious party in the doorway and on the steps of the inn, which
had apparently been open the night through. Not one of the four was in
a condition to recognise him, although two of them, John Walmsley and
Laurence Aspinall, had supped overnight at his own table, although the
third, Kit Townley, had good reason for remembrance, and Ned Barret was
anything but a stranger.
Loud laughter hailed the fall of the hat. A second attempt to “uncover
the obstinate old fogey” was made, but dexterously avoided by Mr.
Ashton in his absolute astonishment stepping backward beyond range.
“Young gentlemen, do you know whom you are insulting?”
There was another laughing chorus. Aspinall almost toppled over the
rail as he leaned forward, impotently striking out with his whip.
“I protest the old rad’s demnibly li-ike the lovely Augusta’s snuffy
old dad,” drawled out he, in a sort of tipsy-wisdom.
“Just so!” appended Walmsley, mimicking the old gentleman’s peculiarity.
Mr. Ashton, though a reasonably temperate man himself, was not
so greatly shocked at these young carousers as we might be. Long
usage blunts sensibilities. It was a glorious distinction to be a
three-bottle man; the inability to drink a solitary bottle of wine at a
sitting was a sort of disqualification for good fellowship; and it was
considered a fine thing for a boy of seven to “toss off a glass like a
man;” so the genial old gentleman was inclined to allow some latitude
for the special occasion. But they had touched him on a tender point.
The light mention of his darling daughter’s name roused his blood.
“John Walmsley,” he cried angrily, looking up, “what brings you, a
married man, with these young rakes at this hour of the morning?”
“Pray wha-at brought y-you here, old fogey?” hiccoughed Aspinall,
answering for the other.
One of the ostlers—Bob, the ex-groom—squeezed between the rollicking
fellows to whisper in the ear of Laurence. He was impatiently thrust
back with an elbow.
“Tchut! don’t believe it. Old snuff-an’-tuppeny’s fast ’shleep in bed
shure sh a gun. I know b-better. I say, you——”
But “old snuff-an’-tuppeny” had turned on his heel, too wise to enter
into contention with a set of inebriated boobies, though not proof
against the disrespectful epithets of Laurence, or the derisive
laughter of his boon companions. His irritation half emptied his
snuff-box before he got home, so often he tapped smartly on its golden
lid, and so often his finger and thumb travelled between it and his
nose with a touch of ruminant displeasure.
Neither he nor Mrs. Ashton was disposed to overlook the fact that Kit
Townley and Ned Barret—scapegraces by repute—were of the party, nor
that Augusta’s name had been familiarly used in their midst.
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