The Manchester ManBanks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
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The Manchester Man
Banks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
Manchester (England) -- Fiction
Amongst his other little peculiarities Mr. Laurence was an epicure; and
one of his favourite tid-bits was that spongy lining of a goose’s frame
known as the _soul_. It chanced at a family dinner, rather more than a
year after Augusta’s return home, that a fine stubble goose formed part
of the bill of fare; and Cicily, who had long owed him a grudge for his
heartless treatment of her young mistress, determined to pay him off,
and expose him before the whole company. A good caterer for a dainty
palate, Cicily knew her power and privileges, but in this case she
overshot the mark.
One of the accomplishments of that generation was dexterous carving,
and Laurence prided himself on being able to dismember a large fowl
without once shifting his fork. The goose was set before himself, and
duly helped, but, lo! when his knife would fain have extracted his
favourite morsel it scraped bare bones.
The flat bell-rope was pulled violently. Cicily was summoned, and
Cicily, in clean linen cap and apron, stood in the doorway curtseying
respectfully.
“What have you done with the soul of this goose?” he demanded, in a
tone of suppressed passion.
Cicily came a step or two forward with an aspect of marvellous
innocence. “Eh, sir, it’s not a goose, it’s a gonder, and _gonders have
no souls_.”
Scarcely an individual present but took the covert inuendo, and glances
were exchanged across the board; but the look he shot at the woman
as, incapable of speech, he waved her to retire, was one never to be
forgotten, so much demoniac wrath was concentrated therein.
From the time when Jabez was acknowledged on ’Change as a Manchester
man, was admitted into Manchester “society,” and had absolutely become
a member of the same family as his son, Mr. Aspinall punctiliously
invited him with his wife; and Laurence, with widely different
feelings, followed suit.
It was not until after the noble exploit to which Augusta so nearly
fell a sacrifice that Mr. Clegg could be induced so far to listen
to Ellen’s desire for conciliation, “now that they were all of one
family,” as to accept one of these invitations. After that event he was
of Mrs. Ashton’s mind that, “as offenders never pardon,” Augusta needed
a friend to watch over her. So he left his books, and his brushes,
and his schemes for the class amongst whom he had been reared, and
(believing his growing affection for his wife, and the babe she had
borne him, a sufficient guarantee to his own heart for his own good
faith,) when the Aspinalls next invited, he accepted.
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