The Manchester ManBanks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
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The Manchester Man
Banks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
Manchester (England) -- Fiction
Those same months and years added alike to the stature and attainments
of Jabez Clegg and Laurence Aspinall, though in very unequal ratio.
The former, though he had long since astonished Simon with his fluent
rendering of the big Bible, was but a plodding scholar of average
ability, the range of whose studies was limited, notwithstanding Parson
Joshua’s voluntary Latin lessons. The latter had an aptitude for
learning, which made his masters press him forward; and Joshua Brookes
forgave the tricks he played, his translations were so clear and so
correct. Yet, when he wrote stinging couplets or “St. Crispin” on the
Parson’s door, or put cobblers’-wax on the pedagogue’s chair, the
covert reference to his parentage, stung the irascible man more than
the damage to kerseymere, and in his wrath he birched his pupil into
penitence.
His penitence took a peculiar form. A discovery was made that a general
dance in the school-room would shake the pewter platters and crockery
down from dresser and corner cupboard in Joshua’s house adjoining.
Whenever the dominie had growled over bad lessons with least cause,
Laurence was sure to propose a grand hornpipe after school hours. Back
would rush Joshua fast as his short legs would carry him, spluttering
with passion; but the nimbler lads disappeared when they heard the
crash, and, as a rule Joshua’s temper cooled before morning.
Laurence Aspinall’s chief source of amusement from his first entrance
into the Grammar School had been the crippled father of Joshua Brookes.
As the old fellow staggered home drunk, the street-boys would hoot
at him, pull him about, pelt him with mud, and mock at him, till his
impotent fury found vent in a storm of vile and opprobrious language.
Laurence was sure to enjoy a scene of this kind, but he was generally
sly enough to act as prompter, not as principal.
The old man was a great angler; and that he might enjoy unmolested his
favourite pastime, his son had obtained from Colonel Hansom permission
for him to fish in Strangeways Park ponds. Thither he had an empty
hogshead conveyed, and the crippled old cobbler, with a flask of rum
for company, sat within it, often the night through, to catch fish. The
Irk had not then lost its repute for fine eels, and old Brookes—who, by
the way, wore his hair in a pigtail—was likewise wont to plant himself,
with rod and line, on what was the Waterworth Field, on the Irwell side
of Irk Bridge, to catch eels.
Returning one afternoon (Joshua was busied with clerical duties),
Laurence Aspinall and his fellows met the old man staggering along with
his rod over his shoulder and a basket of eels in one hand.
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