The Manchester ManBanks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
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The Manchester Man
Banks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
Manchester (England) -- Fiction
He had called at the “Packhorse” for a dram, and went on, as was his
wont, talking noisily to himself. He had steered round the corner in
safety; but hearing one lively voice call out, “Here’s old Fishtail;”
and another, “Here’s St. Crispin’s Cripple;” and a third, “Make way for
Diogenes,” as he was passing the high-master’s ancient house he gave a
lurch, meaning to reprove them solemnly—the top of his rod caught in
the prominent pillar of the doorway, and was torn from his insecure
grasp. Striving to recover it, he pitched forward, and in falling
dropped his basket in the mud, and set the writhing, long-lived fish at
liberty to swim in the gutter swollen with recent rain.
The lounging lads at once set up a shout; but Laurence, with a timely
recollection that the front of Dr. Smith’s was scarcely the most
convenient place for his purpose, winked at his companions, and, with
an aspect of mock commiseration, politely assisted the old man to rise,
begged the others to capture the eels and carry the basket for him,
and, under pretence of putting the angler’s rod in order, contrived to
fasten the hook to the end of his old-fashioned pigtail.
Then he helped his unsteady steps until they were fairly out of Dr.
Smith’s sight and hearing; but they did not suffer him to reach his
son’s house before they showed their true colours. Loosing his hold,
Laurence snatched at the rod, and, darting with it towards the College
gate, cried out in high glee, “I’ve been fishing; look at the fine snig
(eel) I’ve caught!” And, as he capered about, he dragged the poor old
cripple hither and thither backwards by his pigtail, to which hook and
line were attached.
Old Brookes screamed in impotent rage and pain; the boys laughed and
shouted the louder. The one with his basket set it on his head, and
paraded about, crying, “Who’ll buy my snigs? Fine fresh snigs!” with
the nasal drawl of a genuine fish-seller.
Once or twice the old man fell down, uttering awful threats and
imprecations; but Laurence only laughed the more, and jerked him up
again with a smart twitch of the line, which was a strong one; and the
other three or four young ruffians put up their shoulders, and limped
about singing—
“The fishes drink water,
Old Crispin drinks gin;
But the fishes come out
When the hook he throws in.
Tol de rol.”
It may be wondered that none of the neighbours interfered. But it must
be remembered that they were accustomed, not only to the uproar of a
boyish multitude, but to the drunken ravings of Old Brookes, who was an
intolerable nuisance. Public traffic then was not as now, and policemen
were unborn.
The satisfaction of Laurence was at its height. He kept hold of the
line; one of his comrades, named Barret, lashed the persecuted man
with an eel for a whip, and their mirth was boisterous, when Jabez
(now thirteen) came quietly through the wicket on an errand from the
governor.
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