Willow bough, willow bough, which of the four,
Sink, circle, or swim, or come floating ashore?
Which is the fortune you keep for my life,
Old maid or young mistress or widow or wife?
With the last word she flung the willow bough on to the pool, and sat
back on her heels to watch it as it moved slowly with the motion of the
water.
“Bravo!” cried Philip.
“Be quiet. It's swimming. No, it's coming ashore.”
“It's wife, Kate. No, it's widow. No, it's----”
“Do be serious. Oh, dear! it's going--yes, it's going round. Not that
either. No, it has--yes, it has------oh!”
“Sunk!” said Philip, laughing and clapping his hands. “You're doomed to
be an old maid, Kate. Phonodoree says so.”
“Cruel Brownie! I'm vexed that I bothered with him,” said Kate, dropping
her lip. Then nodding to her reflection in the water where the willow
bough had disappeared, she said, “Poor little Katey! He might have given
you something else. Anything but that dear, eh?”
“What,” laughed Philip, “crying? Because Phonodoree--never!”
Kate leapt up with averted face. “What nonsense you are talking!” she
said.
“There are tears in your eyes, though,” said Philip.
“No wonder, either. You're so ridiculous. And if I'm meant for an old
maid, you're meant for an old bachelor--and quite right too!”
“Oh, it is, is it?”
“Yes, indeed. You've got no more heart than a mushroom, for you're all
head and legs, and you're going to be just as bald some day.”
“I am, am I, mistress?”
“If I were you, Philip, I should hire myself out for a scarecrow, and
then having nothing under your clothes wouldn't so much matter.”
“It wouldn't, wouldn't it?” said Philip.
She was shying off at a half circle; he was beating round her.
“But you're nearly as old as Methuselah already, and what you'll be when
you're a man----”
“Lookout!”
She made him an arch curtsey and leapt round a tree, and cried from the
other side, “I know. A squeaking old croaker, with the usual old song,
'Deed yes, friends, this world is a vale of sin and misery.' The men's
the misery and the women's the sin----”
“You rogue, you!” cried Philip.
He made after her, and she fled, still speaking, “What do you think a
girl wants with a----Oh! Oh! Oo!”
Her tirade ended suddenly. She had plunged into a bed of the prickly
gorse, and was feeling in twenty places at once what it was to wear low
shoes and thin stockings.
“With a Samson, eh?” cried Philip, striding on in his riding breeches,
and lifting the captured creature in his arms. “Why, to carry her, you
torment, to carry her through the gorse like this.”
“Ah!” she said, turning her face over his shoulder, and tickling his
neck with her breath.
Her hair caught in a tree, and fell in a dark shower over his breast. He
set her on her feet; they took hands, and went carolling down the glen
together:
“The brightest jewel in my crown, Wad be my queen, wad be my queen.”
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