Early next day the sleeping morning was awakened by the sound of a horn.
It began somewhere in the village, wandered down the glen, crossed the
bridge, plodded over the fields, and finally coiled round the house of
the bride in thickening groans of discord. This restless spirit in the
grey light was meant as herald of the approaching wedding. It came from
the husky lungs of Mr. Jonaique Jelly.
Before daylight “The Manx Fairy” was already astir. Somewhere in the
early reaches of the dawn the house had its last dusting down at the
hands of Nancy Joe. Then Grannie finished, on hearth and griddle, the
baking of her cakes. After that, some of the neighbours came and carried
off to their own fires the beef, mutton, chickens, and ducks intended
for the day's dinner. It was woman's work that was to the fore, and all
idle men were hustled out of the way.
Towards nine o'clock breakfast was swallowed standing. Then everybody
began to think of dressing. In this matter the men had to be finished
off before the women could begin. Already they were heard bellowing for
help from unseen regions upstairs. Grannie took Cæsar in hand. Pete was
in charge of Nancy Joe.
It was found at the last moment that Pete had forgotten to provide
himself with a white shirt. He had nothing to be married in except the
flannel one in which he came home from Africa. This would never do. It
wasn't proper, it wasn't respectable. There was no choice but to borrow
a shirt of Cæsar's. Cæsar's shirt was of ancient pattern, and Pete was
shy of taking it. “Take it, or you'll have none,” said Nancy, and she
pushed him back into his room. When he emerged from it he walked with
a stiff neck down the stairs in a collar that reached to his ears at
either side, and stood out at his cheeks like the wings of a white bat,
with two long sharp points on the level of his eyes, which he seemed to
be watching warily to avoid the stab of their ironed starch. At the
same moment Cæsar appeared in duck trousers, a flowered waistcoat, a
swallow-tail coat, and a tall hat of rough black beaver.
The kitchen was full of men and women by this time, and groups of young
fellows were gathered on the road outside, some with horses, saddled and
bridled for the bride's race home after the ceremony; others with guns
ready loaded for firing as the procession appeared; and others again
with lines of print handkerchiefs, which, as substitutes for flags, they
were hanging from tree to tree.
At every moment the crowd became greater outside, and the company inside
more dense. John the Clerk called on his way to church, and whispered
Pete that everything was ready, and they were going to sing a beautiful
psalm.
“It isn't many a man's wedding I would be taking the same trouble with,”
said John. “When you are coming down the alley give a sight up, sir, and
you'll see me.”
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