The facts were clear enough to him. Verity now approved of the Baths
because they were to be erected on the site of Simpson’s Buildings, and
Verity owned that dilapidated pile. He did not own it publicly because
respectable aldermen do not own slum property; he owned it in the name
of Mr. Sylvester Lamputt, Verity’s second cousin, a man of straw; and
Sam knew that he owned it because he had a good memory, he remembered
a conversation between Lamputt and Mr. Travers, which he had overheard,
and all the present circumstances pointed to the relations of Lamputt
with Verity being as they had been when Sam was in the estate agent’s
office.
Verity was aware that retail profits are higher than wholesale, and
small retail than large retail; that when, for instance, a poor woman
buys an ounce of tea she pays a higher rate for it than when a rich
woman buys a pound or ten pounds, and similarly that when a family rents
a room in a slum property it pays immensely more for it proportionately
than when a cotton king rents a warehouse in the centre of the city. But
it is dignified to let a warehouse to a cotton king, and disreputable
to let single rooms in Hulme, so second cousin Lamputt was the putative
owner of Simpson’s Buildings. Sam smiled at the ludicrous thought of
the burly alderman sheltering behind the shrivelled form of his second
cousin Lamputt. It was like trying to hide a bull behind a weasel.
But he did not smile often in those days. He paid a visit, at dusk, to
Simpson’s Buildings, and breathed softly lest Simpson’s Buildings should
collapse upon him. Obviously, the alderman was finding his market in the
nick of time. It eliminated doubt, but did not provide proof.
He knew that in the matter of Simpson’s Buildings, Lamputt was identical
with Verity, but he wanted evidence, and to get evidence he must rely
upon the dullness of Mr. Lamputt, and did not think that he was dull.
The totem of Lamputt was certainly a ferret, and Sam credited the ferret
tribe with nimble wit. He had to be more nimble, then.
He rejected the idea of making Mr. Lamputt gloriously drunk because it
seemed impossible to associate glory, even the glory of intoxication,
with Mr. Lamputt’s feeble body. It was a case, as usual with Sam, of
taking chances.
He did nothing at all until the morning of the meeting which was to
decide if Hulme might bathe, and, even then, left his office only a
little before his usual time for going to the Town Hall. He turned into
a back street, ran up many stairs to the attic office whose door bore
the name of Sylvester Lamputt, Agent (more sins are committed in the
name of agency than of charity), and flung panting into the single room.
He won the first throw in his game. Sylvester was in.
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