Of course, the ritual was finished; one cannot be ritualistic and
conscious of aitchlessness. Ritual implies the superhuman, the
something, at least, which sets the executant above the common clay, and
to drop an aitch is human. In the moment of solemnity, in the mouth of
the ritualist, it is drolly human. We find incongruity amusing, and the
more solemn the occasion the more readily does an impish mirth intrude
on light pretext.
Effie giggled. She did not mean to be unkind, but the spectacle of his
confusion was too much for her. She hadn’t the strength to resist, and
though she turned her giggle, quite neatly, into a cough, it was not
before he had seen.
This was his great moment, to which he had looked forward, and she
giggled at him! He felt himself writ down an ass, and wondered for
the fraction of a second whether he would get more satisfaction from
smacking her or from kicking himself. Then he saw her looking at him,
and nothing seemed to matter. He dropped aitches and she giggled. Very
well, then he wasn’t a superman, and she wasn’t divine. They were human
beings, at this moment in the relationship of employer and employed.
“In future, you will sit at the little desk in here, Miss Mannering.” He
met her eye defiantly as he spoke the “here.”
“If you have your notebook you can take this letter down.”
He was running away from his ruined situation. To dictate a letter to
her had not been in the scheme at all, as he had planned it. It was
a refuge, and a safe one, but as he dictated he saw in the letter
his opportunity to indicate to her that he forgave the giggle. He was
writing to an author about a manuscript, which he intended to publish,
but broke off before he reached that decisive point of his letter.
“Wait a bit,” he said. “Here is the novel I am writing about. I want
your opinion of it to fortify my own before I do anything definite. Will
you have a look at it in here? I’m due at a Council meeting and must
go.”
“Certainly, Mr. Branstone,” she said; “but my judgment isn’t very
reliable.”
“We don’t know that until you try,” he said, escaping from his office
to the Town Hall, where he kicked his heels for an hour till the meeting
began Nor did he return to business that day. He had a shyness and a
feeling of deflation. He needed time before he could expand again.
Effie took her reading of the novel conscientiously rather than
seriously, not supposing that her verdict either way would go for
anything, but appreciating his hint of confidence, and the fact that,
considered as work, novel-reading was pleasant. And not finishing the
manuscript at the office, she took it home with her to Rusholme.
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