“Sit down,” said Sir William. “I am very glad you called. How is Mr.
Struggles?”
“T left him well, thank you. Perhaps you remember that he wrote to you
to ask you for a pass to the Gallery for me.”
“I was happy to be lucky in the ballot,” said the Member.
“Yes,” said Sam, “I went last night. But I mentioned that to establish
my identity. My object in calling upon you is to ask you to lend me five
pounds.”
Sir William thought of his secretary, who should have saved him this.
Thinking of his secretary, he thought of Derby Day and the probable
intentions of a man who chooses that day to ask for a loan. “My dear
sir!” he said.
“Quite,” agreed Sam. “Life would be unbearable to you if every
constituent who came to London tried to borrow money off you. But I
am Branstone. I run the Branstone Press and the Branstone Classics. I
published the ‘Social Evil’ pamphlet and sent you a copy which, I regret
to say, you did not acknowledge.” Sir William thought again of his
secretary, and unkindly. “This,” said Sam, “is merely to indicate that I
am a man of substance.”
Sir William Gatenby wore side-whiskers. He was an old man and there was
little left of him besides pomposity and a determination to hold his
seat. He looked, what at this moment he felt, some one in a farce. He
was quite sure that Sam was some one in a farce. They were both in
a farce, and of course five-pound notes fly in farces like gnats in
August. It did not seem to him that there was anything to do but to
produce a five-pound note.
“Thank you,” said Sam, and sat at a desk. “I will give you my cheque for
this.”
It staggered Sir William. He nearly warned Sam of the danger of issuing
a cheque which was not likely to be honoured, but refrained in time.
“Then,” he said, “there was really no need for you to come to me at
all?”
“Only,” said Sam, “that I wanted you to remember me.”
“I think I shall do that,” said Sir William.
“Thank you,” said Sam calmly. “I wanted to know you because I intend to
go into politics.”
“The Cause,” said Sir William solemnly, “demands his best from every
earnest worker.”
“I will work for the Cause,” said Sam. Neither of them attempted to
define the Cause, and Sam left without further remark, but his call had
this result: that on finding the cheque honoured Sir William wrote
to his agent to tell him of “a queer fish called Samuel Branstone who
called on me the other day, and offered to work for the Cause. A young
man whom I think you should encourage. He is the son-in-law of
Mr. Struggles, and the Church, alas, is so tepid towards our great
Principles that we must not neglect a promising recruit from that fold.”
CHAPTER XV--OTHER THINGS BESIDE MARRIAGE
|DEBT appeals to some people. They feel that when they are in debt they
have had more out of life than life owes to them. Sam had given Gatenby
his cheque and was therefore not in debt to him, but he proceeded to
spend the five pounds as recklessly as if it had been borrowed money.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account