The Markenmore MysteryFletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
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The Markenmore Mystery
Fletcher, J. S. (Joseph Smith)
Detective and mystery stories; Murder -- Investigation -- Fiction
“’Tis a ’nation queer thing to me,” observed one man, “that such a
matter can happen in a Christian country as that a young gentleman do
get shot through’s head, and die of that, and nobody don’t know who
done it! And what I says, frequent, since that do happen to he, I
says again, and will say, and that be—what be the police folk about?
Been me, I’d ha’ found him as done that and hanged him so high as our
church steeple, before now!”
“Why don’t ’ee find him, then, Bob Gravus?” asked a cynical listener.
“Bain’t naught to prevent ’ee!”
“’Tain’t my job, that!” retorted Bob Gravus. “I bain’t a policeman.
But,” he added, with a sly wink in Blick’s direction, “if I bain’t
mistook, I do allow as that there young gentleman be one o’ these
here powerful clever London men, what they calls detectives, and I do
s’pose that he very likely know a deal more ’bout this than we do!”
Feeling the eyes of the company on his back, Blick turned towards the
last speaker.
“Make yourself easy, my friend!” he said. “I know no more than you
do, I think. I should be glad to know a lot more.”
“But you’m what I do say, hain’t you, mister?” suggested Bob Gravus.
“I hear you was, anyway.”
“Well, you can take it I am,” admitted Blick. “But I can’t see
through a brick wall, any more than you can!”
“’Tis a true saying, that!” remarked one of the company, solemnly.
“Faith, yes, the powers of mortal man be terrible limited, as you med
say. Things there is as man that is born of a woman can do, and
things there is as he cannot do. And there ain’t never been a man so
fur as I knows on us could see through a brick wall. A true remark!”
“Well,” said another, “it be a main powerful mystery who done it, and
as difficult a thing to find out as I reckon it ’ud be to lift
Selcaster Cathedral wi’ a jack-screw. And you can’t go for to walk
around the neighbourhood a-saying to one and then to another ‘Was it
you as done this terrible wicked deed’—can’t, nohow! ’Cause why?
They’d all say they didn’t!”
There was a murmur of general approval at this piece of wisdom. But a
dark-faced man who sat in a corner and who had listened in silence up
to that point, suddenly lifted his pot of ale, drank from it, and set
it down again with an emphatic bang.
“Tell ’ee all what I do think, and no two ways about it!” he
exclaimed. “This here shooting o’ Master Guy Markenmore what you’re
all talking so free about and don’t get no forrarder—I do think as
how Mistress Braxfield, up to Woodland Cottage, did shoot he! That’s
what I do say. Mistress Braxfield, as kept this house once—she done
it!” Blick turned sharply from the bar; the other men turned towards
the speaker; a dead silence fell over the room, broken at last by a
solemn voice.
“You’m best to mind what you’re a-saying of, Bill Carver!” it said.
“There be law for them as slanders folk—you’ll be took to ’sizes!
Beside, Master Guy, he be shooted with a revolver. Mistress Braxfield
ain’t got no revolvers, and couldn’t shoot one if she had!”
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