We sailed. Mrs. Sampf, with a chestful of knockers, and the lumber king,
with his bust and portrait, were among our shipmates. The latter had had
a stroke of hard luck. Two gamblers at his hotel had won his confidence
and taken a hank of his fleece at bridge whist. He had made up his mind
that American playmates were more to his liking, that Grant was greater
than Alexander, and that universal peace was a dream. This he confided
to me one evening as we were lying off Gibraltar in the glare of the
searchlights.
Brooms of light were sweeping the waters for fear some sneaking nation
would steal in upon them like a thief in the night.
“These Europeans know better than to trust one another,” said I.
“Billions for ships an' forts an' armies, an' every dollar of it
testifies to the fact that not one of these powers can trust another.
'Yes, you're a good talker,' they seem to say, 'but I know you of old.
I'll eat with ye, and drink with ye, and buy with ye, and sell with ye,
but dinged if I'll trust ye!”'
“They're a lot of scamps over here,” was the conclusion of Mr. Pike.
“And especially unreliable in bridge whist,” I said.
“But I've made money on the trip,” said the lumber king. “I bought some
shares in a copper-mine for fifteen thousand dollars, and they're worth
at least ten times that. I happened to know the mine, and he needed the
money.”
“If I were you I'd have the details of that transaction engraved on my
bust and set it up in my bedroom,” I said, with a laugh.
“Why so?”
“It would give you a chance to get acquainted with yourself.”
“Oh, I was honest with him!” said he. “I told him I'd give him thirty
days to redeem the stock.”
“Was it Wilton?”
“Yes. Do you know him?”
“I know him, and if the stock is as good as you say it will be
redeemed.”
And it was, and I began to understand why Pike had been hand in glove
with Wilton. He had been trying to get hold of his property.
We wept for joy at the sight of our native land--who doesn't?--and
Norris, who looked as strong as ever, said that he longed to get back to
his task.
Richard met us at the dock, and the young people fell into each other's
arms.
“Gwendolyn!” Mrs. Norris exclaimed. “Look here,” said I. “This pair of
marryers is not to be interfered with any more.” Muggs and his new wife
sailed on the _Titanic_, and he met his death on the stricken ship like
a gentleman; but the bride was saved, and came to see us in Pointview
and told us the story of that night.
The ship was a part of the machinery of the great thought trust, which
has the world in its grip. The power behind her engines was thinking in
terms of dollars and cents--to be gained through the advertisement of a
swift voyage--and down she went in a thousand fathoms of icy water.
I said to Norris when we were speaking of this tragedy as we sat by his
fireside:
“The greatest of all commandments is this: 'Thou shalt have no other
Gods before me.'”
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