The Martins Of Cro' Martin, Vol. I (of II)Lever, Charles
History
The Martins Of Cro' Martin, Vol. I (of II)
Lever, Charles
Ireland -- History -- 1800-1837 -- Fiction; Ireland -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“It is, sir; and if it was n't for it there 's many a strapping fellow
walking about this day-that would be lying with a marble counterpane
over him. Billy Welsh, that fought Brian of Deanstown, was the first man
I ever 'put up' in it. Billy had a slight crick of the neck, and could
n't get the head far enough round to the right, and the ball took him
in the bridge of the nose, and carried that feature clean off, but never
damaged him in any other respect whatever!”
“I must say that the loss was quite sufficient for a man who had the
benefit of the 'invulnerable position,'” said Massingbred, quietly.
“He thinks nothing of it. A chap in the Crow Street Theatre made him a
better nose than ever he had, out of wax, I believe; and he has a winter
one, with a blush of red on it, to make believe it was cold; and they
tell me you 'd never discover it was n't his own.”
Magennis had now resumed his place at table, and seemed bent on making
up for lost time by giving double measure of whiskey to his punch.
“You say that he's to be in Oughterard to-night; well, with the blessing
of the Virgin,”--an invocation he invariably applied to every act
of dubious morality,--“we 'll be with him before he's out of bed
to-morrow!”
“I wish he had not given me a blow,” said Jack, musingly. “He seemed
such a stout-hearted, spirited old fellow, I'm really grieved to quarrel
with him.”
“I'm glad that there's nobody to hear them words but myself, Mr.
Massingbred,” said the other, with all the slowness and deliberation of
incipient drunkenness; “I'm rejoiced, sir, that it's in the confidential
intercourse of friendly--friendly--communication--that the son of my old
and valued friend--Moore Massingbred--used expressions like that.”
Jack started with amazement at this speech; he had not the slightest
suspicion till that moment that Magennis and his father had ever known
each other, or even met. A very little patience, however, on his part
served to solve the difficulty; for he discovered that one of the
peculiarities of this stage of his friend's ebriety was to fancy
himself the intimate and associate of any one whose name he had ever
heard mentioned.
“Ay, sir, them's words your father would never have uttered. I was with
him in his first blaze. 'Moore,' says I, 'have n't you a pair of black
breeches?'--he wore a pair of web 'tights' of a light pattern--What are
you laughing at, sir?” cried he, sternly, and striking the table with
his clenched knuckles, till the glasses all rang on it.
“I was laughing at my father's costume,” said Jack, who really told
the truth; such a portrait of his parent's appearance being manifestly
unlike anything he had ever imagined.
“And the worse manners yours, sir,” rejoined Magennis, rudely. “I' ll
not suffer any man to laugh at an old friend--and--and--schoolfellow!”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account